He'll probably write her next album for her. The only song of hers that I vaguely know is the one about boots from Dukes of Hazard. And the reason I know the song is because of the video. 'Her boobs were made for jiggling'.
I read somewhere that when two people with ABSOLUTELY no talent at all have a child, the child is somehow smarter.
If they have a child, the kid will have an IQ of perhaps 1,000.
I don't know the guy personally, nor have I heard his music but if he is dating Jessica, then something must be going right for him.![]()
John Mayer says, "You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now. They are a part of everyday demeanor."
Jessica Simpson says, "Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
I read somewhere that when two people with ABSOLUTELY no talent at all have a child, the child is somehow smarter.
If they have a child, the kid will have an IQ of perhaps 1,000.
I heard him live in Memphis. I've already commented on how I feel about Mayer, here so, I obviously think he's a very, very talented guitarist. Can't fault anyone for not knowing about John, just as I feel no remorse for knowing very little about Ms. Simpson.Um....have you heard him play? I'll agree his newer stuff is pretty blues-ish but he can make a crappy guitar sound like an orchestra. I'm pretty sure he's got more talent than you (and Grammies).
I heard him live in Memphis. I've already commented on how I feel about Mayer, here so, I obviously think he's a very, very talented guitarist. Can't fault anyone for not knowing about John, just as I feel no remorse for knowing very little about Ms. Simpson.