things i want siri to tell me

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by ladeer, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. ladeer, Oct 11, 2011
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2014
  2. Captain America macrumors 6502

    Aug 29, 2011
    11. When I wake up, make me breakfast.
    12. When I piss, shake it for me.
  3. hcho3 macrumors 68030

    May 13, 2010
    Find my girlfriend
    Find me US dollars in 100 only
    Take me to my car
    Tell me how Nasdaq will be a year from now on
    Who is going to win the super ball?
    Tell me what numbers I should pick for the lottery.
    Find and Take me to the iPhone 5.
    What will apple release next year?
  4. ladeer thread starter macrumors 6502

    Feb 15, 2007
    in case you don't think these are reasonable, i have provided answer keys to retrieve some of the more difficult ones:

    2. How many of my friends have done graduate studies?
    > look for "Title" that's "Dr"

    4. What's the chance that a falling star 1 meter cube large will hit a person?
    >Let surface area of earth be X m^3. 1 / X x % = answer

    5. Call my mom repeatedly until a real person answers the call
    >call and hang up if it's VM or unanswered. Repeat.

    6. Find me the nearest Panera Bread that has more than 3 star rating on yelp
    >Join of two query: Panera Bread and Yelp Star

    7. If I am in downtown Paris, how many starbucks will be in 2 miles radius?
    >It's kind of like the standard map functionality w/ the twist to change current location

    8. Give me a list of 10 phone numbers to at least 5 restaurants near me that will still be open in 2 hours
    >A join of multiple queries:
    a. get current time.
    b. let T = current time + 2 hours.
    c. find at least 5 restaurants near me whose close time > T
    d. get all the phone numbers from each of the 5 restaurants
  5. ann713 macrumors 65816

    Nov 30, 2008
    Class act.
  6. AndrewR23 macrumors 68040

    Jun 24, 2010

    lol at number 12!
  7. efyou macrumors regular

    Jun 9, 2009
  8. ladeer thread starter macrumors 6502

    Feb 15, 2007
    obviously those are beyond the software capabilities confined by the phone and cloud database as well as the phone functionalities. but i get it that you are just trolling.
  9. knoxtown macrumors 6502

    Nov 19, 2007
  10. ladeer thread starter macrumors 6502

    Feb 15, 2007
    not only these exceed the existing capabilities allowed by the phone and the databases, you demand prophetic foresight which certainly demonstrate your inability to grasp my original assumptions.
  11. qtrim macrumors regular


    Oct 7, 2011
  12. efyou macrumors regular

    Jun 9, 2009
    I get that you want this to be a real thread and it's a good thread. But some comedic responses doesn't necessarily mean trolling. Enjoy a funny answer.

    I'm just looking forward to seeing how well the address/gps stuff works. Oh and I will want Siri to remind me of stuff that I need to do like stop at the store or bank etc. Or setting an alarm clock real quick.
  13. antonchigurh macrumors member

    Feb 21, 2011
  14. adztaylor macrumors 68000

    Aug 20, 2009
    Preston, UK
    Well lets hope Siri has the ability to grasp a joke, as some people here can't :rolleyes:

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