# things i want siri to tell me

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by ladeer, Oct 11, 2011.

1. Oct 11, 2011
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2. ### Captain America macrumors 6502

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11. When I wake up, make me breakfast.
12. When I piss, shake it for me.

3. ### hcho3 macrumors 68030

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Find my girlfriend
Find me US dollars in 100 only
Take me to my car
Tell me how Nasdaq will be a year from now on
Who is going to win the super ball?
Tell me what numbers I should pick for the lottery.
Find and Take me to the iPhone 5.
What will apple release next year?

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#4
in case you don't think these are reasonable, i have provided answer keys to retrieve some of the more difficult ones:

2. How many of my friends have done graduate studies?
> look for "Title" that's "Dr"

4. What's the chance that a falling star 1 meter cube large will hit a person?
>Let surface area of earth be X m^3. 1 / X x % = answer

5. Call my mom repeatedly until a real person answers the call
>call and hang up if it's VM or unanswered. Repeat.

6. Find me the nearest Panera Bread that has more than 3 star rating on yelp
>Join of two query: Panera Bread and Yelp Star

7. If I am in downtown Paris, how many starbucks will be in 2 miles radius?
>It's kind of like the standard map functionality w/ the twist to change current location

8. Give me a list of 10 phone numbers to at least 5 restaurants near me that will still be open in 2 hours
>A join of multiple queries:
a. get current time.
b. let T = current time + 2 hours.
c. find at least 5 restaurants near me whose close time > T
d. get all the phone numbers from each of the 5 restaurants

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#5
Class act.

6. ### AndrewR23 macrumors 68040

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lol at number 12!

7. ### efyou macrumors regular

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obviously those are beyond the software capabilities confined by the phone and cloud database as well as the phone functionalities. but i get it that you are just trolling.

9. ### knoxtown macrumors 6502

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Word

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not only these exceed the existing capabilities allowed by the phone and the databases, you demand prophetic foresight which certainly demonstrate your inability to grasp my original assumptions.

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12. ### efyou macrumors regular

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#12
I get that you want this to be a real thread and it's a good thread. But some comedic responses doesn't necessarily mean trolling. Enjoy a funny answer.

I'm just looking forward to seeing how well the address/gps stuff works. Oh and I will want Siri to remind me of stuff that I need to do like stop at the store or bank etc. Or setting an alarm clock real quick.

13. ### antonchigurh macrumors member

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?

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Well lets hope Siri has the ability to grasp a joke, as some people here can't