My hates:
1) Not just prams, but those "double" prams pregnant women push. I mean, which woman was it that thought "hmmmm, pushing a pram in the middle of the pavement doesnt quite make me look cheap and tasteless enough. Ill push a double pram instead."
As far as im concerned, if something has wheels it goes in the road.
2) Tablemats. Mini-tables on top of a table. WHY????? What was wrong with just putting a glass on a table? Why the need for something to protect the table? For gods sake its just a table. Asides from the flaw in principles, tablemats are normally the cause of spillages and accidents and so statistically i bet they damage your table more than would happen without.
3) Pot Pourri. Scented rubbish. Apparently just regular scent wasnt good enough for mankind, so some bright spark added some rubbish to it.
4) Sliced Bread, and anyone who uses THAT phrase with it. In my opinion its highly overrated.
5) American sport. Im going to avoid the temptation to bash all americans and your nation (it would be too easy), and just focus on your sport. Its awful. I mean really just monotonously awful. I have never experienced a more over rated event than going to a baseball game. Its just all style and no substance. If you want eternal youth then just go to a baseball game, time passes so achingly slowly youll end up in yesterday.
6) Chavs. I just cant come up with a reason to justify their pitiful existence.
7) People who cant answer a question straight. And people who dabble in amateur psychology to avoid a difficult question.
8) Hairdressers. Its taken me 7 years to find a decent one who listens to what i want. And hey, if your a hairdresser and are reading this, you might be suprised to know that when customers nod their head at what you chat on about, we are actually just not listening.
9) Vauxhalls. Dull cars driven by dull people.
10) Students. Whilst i have met some very nice ones, the large majority are a bunch of stuck up wankers. Self obsessed bunch of know-nothing idiots. My response to them "Enjoy your debt".
11) My girlfriend every fourth week. I know its hard for her. I mean if i bled out of my nob once a month then i would frankly ***** myself. But please, please, please, go easy on me. Im just a bloke. Im not blessed with intellect.
12) Happy people. Not content people, but overly cheerful people. People who find enjoyment in every little crevice of this crumby life. Standing next to someone like that is really unbelievably depressing. Talking to them is even worse. Avoid.
Extras) Harry potter, Religion, steven spielberg, people who laugh at their own jokes, the office joker, those charity leeches who approach you begging on the street for donations, those accident and injury people also begging on the street for donations, manchester united, anyone who is "retro" anything.
And i think thats about all really.
Now im off out. Bye