Think I could get a free MBP doing this?

[Hummer]

So I've thought of this really funny idea (being celibate) of writing Apple telling them I would get castrated for a fully loaded MacBook Pro. The first time I thought of it I just thought of it as a joke idea, but then I've been thinking about seriously doing it. Hehe.

So I would like to know do you think the idea would be successful?

 

[mad jew]

There's only one way to find out. Chop 'em off lad.

 

[CanadaRAM]

The makings of a perfect Darwin Award candidate...

You saw it here first, folks.

 

[Phat_Pat]

keep your boys

they are wayyy more important than a laptop

and i don't think apple would approve of you messin yourself up for a chance at a free product...

 

[jsw]

I think you'd be better off writing to Dell.

 

[Glenn Wolsey]

Yeah, the laptop will be obsolete after a while...oh wait, the other thing will be too

 

[katie ta achoo]

Just attend the 10.5 launch party, cross your fingers, and win it, if they're doing that again next OS.

I really hope they are. This PowerBook is so ollllldddddd

*throws PowerBook into street, runs it over a few times*

whoops! Screen's broken. Gotta get a new MBP!

 

[devilot]

The makings of a perfect Darwin Award candidate...

You saw it here first, folks.

You made my day. Thank you.

 

[treblah]

Why don't you keep your boys and let them help you get money for the MBP by turning tricks on your local street corner.

 

[Toreador93]

Are you stoned?

If you are serious, what motivation would they have for giving you a free MBP? I'm pretty sure they don't want that kind of publicity. You could probably get some sick freak to pay you for chopping it off, or other similarly disturbing things. Remember, Apple is a computer business - not a circus, casino, or pornography empire.

So no, there is no chance Apple would do something like that. The best you could hope for is a recommendation for a good psychiatrist.

 

[Airforce]

So I've thought of this really funny idea (being celibate)

Bro, you're just in a slump. Leave it be and get out there

As much as we all love Apple products...there is one product that they just can't beat, lol.

 

[dornoforpyros]

If you think this is a good plan then yes, defiantly do it. You defiantly shouldn't be reproducing anyways.

 

[Dr. Dastardly]

Why not just chop them off and sell them on eBay or something. I think the black market price for just the left testicle is like 70 grand!

 

[dejo]

So I've thought of this really funny idea (being celibate) of writing Apple telling them I would get castrated for a fully loaded MacBook Pro.

If you're castrated, don't you just become another Windows user?

 

[jadekitty24]

If castration will keep you from posting such weird crap for a few days, then please-be my guest!

or am I the only one that thinks this is just plain weird???

 

[kretzy]

Why don't you keep your boys and let them help you get money for the MBP by turning tricks on your local street corner.

Or perhaps try the sperm bank.

Don't worry, you're not the only one who thinks this is completely wacko.

 

[mkrishnan]

If castration will keep you from posting such weird crap for a few days, then please-be my guest!

or am I the only one that thinks this is just plain weird???

No, I am really disturbed by this thread. I don't understand people who think castration or other forms of body mutilation are funny.

Now the Three Amigos, that's some funny stuff. And Judge Judy? LOL. And iGary's rants? Love them. But I'm attached to my genitals. All this talk of cutting things off just doesn't work for me.

 

[greatdevourer]

*throws PowerBook into street, runs it over a few times*

whoops! Screen's broken. Gotta get a new MBP!

I hate my insurance company for this. My PB got knocked off a desk, and they decided to spend £1500 in spare parts rather than buy me a new MBP! Cheeky b*stards! If you're spending that much in spare bits, what's not replaced is most likely broked as well

 

[yellow]

DJs don't need nuts.

 

[plinkoman]

who knows, maybe if your successful, they'll make it a new promotion. when the intel powermac comes out, you can either pay $2000 for it, or ship them your nuts. maybe just the left nut for the mac mini. hell, they might even send you a free iPod.

wow, just wow...

 

[iPhil]

who knows, maybe if your successful, they'll make it a new promotion. when the intel powermac comes out, you can either pay $2000 for it, or ship them your nuts. maybe just the left nut for the mac mini. hell, they might even send you a free iPod.

wow, just wow...

rotfl .. To the OP what are you smoking to think of doing that

I wanna multiple not die alone, so i'm keeping my family jewels intact

 

[EGT]

The expression, "working your nuts off" springs to mind. Why not try that first? That way you can ... err ... buy one?

Seriously, cut your nuts off for a computer?! A MBP isn't gonna last forever. Just think, one day it'll be obsolete and underpowered. All you'd have to represent your "manhood" would be a crappy computer. Is the celibacy terminal? Have you considered selling a kidney instead? Maybe a lung?

What about a lobotomy!??

 

[mkrishnan]

I wanna multiple not die alone, so i'm keeping my family jewels intact

Oh, multiple is so worth it, let me tell you.

 

[vniow]

If you do chop them off, your chances of getting it up to receive a hummer would greatly reduce, Hummer.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I say go for it, I mean, It's not like testicles do anything...oh wait....