Think I could get a free MBP doing this?

[jer2eydevil88]

this is the single strangest and yet... greatest thread i've come accross....

you could probably start one of those oddball adult sites except just sell videos of guys getting castrated.... i'm sure there are idiots who want to see that ****...

then you buy all the mac stuff you want... haha

 

[mkrishnan]

If you do chop them off, your chances of getting it up to receive a hummer would greatly reduce, Hummer.

Yes, so when you get all hot in the lap from that MacBook, where will you be, then? Mmm, maybe it'll be a benefit, and you'll be able to keep computing, instead of needing to take a break like the rest of us!

I still want to keep mine, though. I like them. A lot. Not that being a woman wouldn't be interesting too. But on the eunuch role, I will pass.

 

[Sdashiki]

very simple solution

eBay Auction Title:

Wanted: MBP Selling: My penis

then go into a story about it, and basically you will castrate yourself if the bid reaches the amount that will get you a new MBP, and they will also get to either "do the deed" or keep the "prize" after you do it yourself.

But IMO you are a dork.

 

[maestro55]

I wouldn't castrate myself for a MacBook Pro, but this just proves how good Apple is when people would think about doing such things in order to obtain a new Mac. No I will have to wait till I can afford a MacBook Pro, and that may be another year if things go as they are going now. Sure, I often beg for money, but it isn't like anyone is going to send me the money or give me a free Mac. Even *I* who has little self pride and who is very crazy, I just wouldn't considering castrating myself for a Mac.