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This Just In: Middle-Aged Women Like To Read About Sex

Abstract said:
And I'm really surprised that nobody made any silly replies to my previous post. :confused: I figured someone here would respond with something like, "It must have been a short story", or perhaps, "No need to read it. I heard it was anti-climactic at the end".
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Isn't "hi" like the second-shortest word in the English language? :p
 
RedTomato said:
Wait till you have sprogs, if you're that way inclined.

Most couples I know, their sex lives vanish once you have kids. It's not just going off sex, it's really really wanting to have sex, both of you, but absolutely no time or energy in between holing jobs down (both of you) and looking after kids at night and dealing with feeding and dressing and generally being a full-on all round decent parent. There's nothing left over. Sleep and personal space becomes more valuable.
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e and I won't be inflicting that upon our marriage. ;)

Melrose said:
No offense, my dear, but I kind of, um, hypothetically, thought you were already middle aged?
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:eek: Even if it were true, why would you say something like that? Is your junk itching for an internet punch? :p
 
Abstract said:
I write in large letters. :p
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Yeah, *wink wink* :D

iBlue said:
:eek: Even if it were true, why would you say something like that? Is your junk itching for an internet punch? :p
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Is age really that big a deal to the ladies? We're so straightforward about everything else around here, I just figured it was okay... It's not like I'm commenting on how she looks, given I've never seen her.
 
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