I refuse to wait 50 minutes for the Mac Pro to go live. I'm going to newegg to order a pile or parts and then buy a dune pro case to stuff them all in. I'll pirate Windows (it's not really theft, they gave free upgrades to Windows 8.1 users) and I blame Tim Apple for the lack of quality in my breakfast this morning.
Apple is doomed!
/s
Apple is doomed!
/s