You and I are definitely potayto potahto when it comes to looking at Apple products. When I see them do something that doesn't fit my usage style, I don't accept it. I question it while you're OK with finding a way to accept Apple's unquestionable right of eminent domain. I respect your thoughts even if I disagree.
Magsafe was a port which was basically going wasted when you weren't charging your laptop.
Now that's ridiculous. If I didn't know better I'd think you're baiting/trolling.

The tilda key on my laptop (upper left corner) goes wasted when I'm not pressing it too, which is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.
How about: Magsafe is an industry-first innovation appreciated by many that saved many a laptop from being accidentally jerked onto the floor, prevented many a trip & injury to passers-by if not the owner, and it protected the cable itself from premature wear each time it's jerked or pulled out roughly. Seeing that the sides of a MacBook pro have room for such a port, there's no logical reason to remove it other than to make Jony smile.
Removable ram took up more space than soldered ram.
Headphone jacks took up space and made it harder for Apple to waterproof the iPhone.
On their own, there was nothing wrong with them, but they were also what was preventing Apple from making their devices as thin (and sometimes, light) as possible. Maybe it's not something you are particularly passionate about (especially when it comes at the expense of something you have come to really like or depend on), but it evidently matters enough to Apple that they dare risk angering their user base over.
Let's look at things this way: Extend aspects of their current path to the extreme, and see how much it makes sense.
Sounds like thickness and weight are a high priority. Sounds like Jony isn't as good a designer as he's cracked up to be if he can't make things waterproof while maintaining flexible customer-usage features. As more things get taken away in the quest for thinner & lighter, let's see how valued a MacBook will be with, say, no ports but only wireless data transfer, where forgoing room for ports will soon be the only way to keep adding increased thinness and lightness from the prior model. Less important is adding increased usability & flexibility, which, you have to admit, is the direction being headed towards. Maybe they'll axe the MacBook once and for all like the completely ridiculous "what's a computer" ipad commercials, where all you have is a retina screen, and you have to either buy a keyboard or use a laser-projected keyboard onto the work surface.
Could be Apple management has anorexia or an eating disorder? Some unnecessary and unnatural over-fascination with thinness?
Now, extend a priority focused on flexibility of use and power. Sure, keeping it under 3 lb is great. How wonderful would it be if Apple were to resume being a computer company and prioritized “how functional & powerful can we make this within a maximum acceptable weight/size.”
Instead we’re stuck with “how thin and light can we make this with minimum acceptable function.”
So obvious to me and so ridiculous.
Let's take the AirPods for example.
Apple didn't include physical buttons for volume controls for whatever reason remains their own. The end result is that they have to work even harder to replicate the missing functionality via sensors and software. For example, removing an AirPods from my ear pauses the music automatically. Getting the algorithm right to activate Siri via a double-tap is probably harder than simply having a button you can hold down on, but I can see how it would be a worse user experience to have to fiddle with buttons on such a tiny piece of hardware.
As an option for users to consider, I see no problem with minimalizing/optimizing the AirPods like that. Users can choose to buy optional AirPods or use their current highly-useful high-quality corded and Bluetooth headphones. Fine by me.
This is how Apple, by giving you less (in this case, no buttons), actually makes the product more user-friendly and intuitive.
Oh enough. Your and Apple's "more user-friendly" is true only with cherry-picked parameters. If the parameters were: instantaneous zero-lag enaction after a quick plug-in and flexibility to use the dozens of existing 1/8" corded options for music-transfer, then it would not be "more user-friendly." It is what it is.
That's such a ridiculous analogy I don't even know how to go about addressing it.
How is that difficult? An attractive girl advertises for your interest, piques your interest with lots of good attention upfront, yet once you're drawn in she acts aloof and unresponsive to your interest & priorities. She keeps advertising how much she wants you to pursue her but makes it awfully hard to maintain interest due to some extreme directions she keeps evolving towards, expecting you to keep bending over and taking and reacting to her whims. What you want really doesn’t matter.
A computer company advertises for your interest, piques your interest, offers great product initially, but keeps evolving in ways that seems like they're disinterested in your interests & priorities, yet they keep advertising in ways suggesting how much they want you to pursue buy their product while making it awfully hard for you to maintain interest in some extreme directions they're evolving, expecting you to keep bending over and reacting to Apple’s whims. What you think you want doesn’t matter. What's so hard about seeing the close analogy?
Have you ever wished your MagSafe port was on the right side of your laptop, rather than your left? Or for your thunderbolt port to be on the left side so you could hook it up to a projector without having to snake your adaptor around the other side?
Geez. Never ever. Now that's worrying about really silly things and fixing a non-problem while creating others. Killing the fly on your dining room table with a flamethrower.
“Sometimes you don’t like the side that MagSafe is on? Well, then we will put it on no side.”
Beautiful.
This is Apple's vision of the future of computing: impressive power in a thin and light package that can tether to an ultra-powerful rig when needed.
Apple's expecting the user to pony up $$$$$ like it's nothing for additional hardware after spending $$$ for a supposed "pro" laptop in order to have the flexibility & power that was once offered in a standalone laptop is very accurate.
Of course they would go all-in on USB-C. By doubling down on Thunderbolt 3 in one of the highest selling notebooks available, Apple is essentially forcing the hand of manufacturers and consumers everywhere. This is a lesson in long-term gain for short-term pain. Carrying adapters is a current annoyance that even the best of us have to endure, but I am willing to wager that the future is very, very bright for Thunderbolt 3, and I for one can’t wait to see the potential it unlocks.
In summary, Apple is making the "wrong move" now so that they can make the "right move" in the future.
Those are nice words and I believe you believe them and accept the future. Just like Apple's Chinese finger trap method of not allowing users to upgrade back an iOS except for very short periods of time, their not offering optional laptops with a mix of old & new ports in this supposed transition period will never allow customers to vote with their wallet. A 2018 MacBook pro with 2 usb-c/thunderbolt ports, 1 usb 3.0 port, a headphone/microphone jack & magsafe port that's 1.5 mm thicker and with replaceable RAM/SSD/processor options and physical Function keys vs. a 2018 with four usb-c/thunderbolts in a sealed enclosure and with a touchbar, all at the same price: I know which I'd pick and would sure like to see the sales figures over a few years. But we'll never get the chance.