It's so hard to say....... but I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out!
I call dibs on the movie rights.
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It's so hard to say....... but I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out!
I call dibs on the movie rights.
To address arguments raised earlier...
If the OP is gay, then he will find either (a) a single man wearing red cowboy boots and a tight Abercrombie Polo, with a strawberry mocha vanilla bean frappuccino; or (b) two single men wearing red cowboy boots flirting with each other, wearing tight Abercrombie polos. Each with a strawberry mocha vanilla bean frappuccino.
Gay men in preppy coffee shops are desperate so his chances of finding love are good.
If the OP is a woman, she will find an elderly Jewish man at a table reading the New York Times. She is better off flirting with the already-flirty-yet-possibly gay barista who sold her a raspberry muffin. If he is not wearing red cowboy boots then by all means she is free to take him home and enjoy him.
If the OP is gay, then he will find either (a) a single man wearing red cowboy boots and a tight Abercrombie Polo, with a strawberry mocha vanilla bean frappuccino; or (b) two single men wearing red cowboy boots flirting with each other, wearing tight Abercrombie polos. Each with a strawberry mocha vanilla bean frappuccino.
Gay men in preppy coffee shops are desperate so his chances of finding love are good.
If the OP is a woman, she will find an elderly Jewish man at a table reading the New York Times. She is better off flirting with the already-flirty-yet-possibly gay barista who sold her a raspberry muffin. If he is not wearing red cowboy boots then by all means she is free to take him home and enjoy him.
Oh, now I get it.
If I understand you correctly, I should stop wearing these red cowboy boots when I try to pick up women.
To address arguments raised earlier...
If the OP is gay, then he will find either (a) a single man wearing red cowboy boots and a tight Abercrombie Polo, with a strawberry mocha vanilla bean frappuccino; or (b) two single men wearing red cowboy boots flirting with each other, wearing tight Abercrombie polos. Each with a strawberry mocha vanilla bean frappuccino.
Gay men in preppy coffee shops are desperate so his chances of finding love are good.
If the OP is a woman, she will find an elderly Jewish man at a table reading the New York Times. She is better off flirting with the already-flirty-yet-possibly gay barista who sold her a raspberry muffin. If he is not wearing red cowboy boots then by all means she is free to take him home and enjoy him.
If I understand you correctly, I should stop wearing these red cowboy boots when I try to pick up women.
Start your own thread and stop hijacking this one. Your question deserves its own thread.
My advice is to ignore the last group and either (a) chat up the single asian girl; or (b) blitz learn a few phrases of each of these: Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Complicated Chinese, Nepalese, Vietnamese, Korean, Croatian, Tagalog, and Malaysian. Then use them to ingratiate yourself with the group of asian men so that you can chat up their cute asian daughters once they introduce you to her.
If you see a girl - of any ethnicity - without black framed glasses, whisk her away immediately regardless of looks. She is a rare find.
*noted*
Well if it's strange to Waloshin it's got to be reeeeaaally weird.
Or completely normal
Always a giggle-fest, no matter from what side of the fence.
..."Suddenly there was a brilliant flash of light and a giant meteor came screaming toward the earth." - Alan Harper, coffee shop writer.
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