Too Much Time

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Ladybug, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. Ladybug macrumors 65832


    Apr 13, 2006
    Since becoming a Mac convert a year ago, I find I have too much time on my hands...gone are the days I spent repairing my windows machine so I thought I'd poke some fun at the situation :D

    It's the little things, that make you scream
    When you try to manage, that windows machine
    Why can't it be easy, it should just work
    I don't have time, for another Microsoft quirk

    Install this it says, you'll be good to go
    Rebooted, will it work, oh hell no
    Uninstall it, and start all over again
    Pull out some hair, have another sip of gin

    Second time around, better say a little prayer
    If it works this time, will surely be rare
    Oh no I jinxed it, why did it stall
    Tears are flowing, I begin to bawl

    Try to stay calm, try to relax
    It just requires some TLC, I should get my axe
    My temperature is rising, I'm beginning to see red
    This is suppose to be easy, that's what they said

    Third time now, lets hope I get lucky
    Nothing can be, this horribly sucky
    Reinstall the drivers, clean the registry out
    The computer shuts down, I begin to shout

    Now what the hell, what on earth could be wrong
    I only wanted to listen, to a couple of songs
    Do I need a degree, maybe I should take a class
    Why even bother, I probably wouldn't pass

    Restart the computer, taps my foot and waits
    Hears that evil laugh, that has to be Gates
    A bell goes off, I know what to do
    Drags it to the back door, gives it a kick with my shoe

    No more windows for me, I can finally see the light
    No more screaming and crying, staying up all night
    I'll give Apple a call, have myself a little fun
    They can sell me a good computer, one that just runs
  2. SkyBell macrumors 604


    Sep 7, 2006
    Texas, unfortunately.
    Wow did you write that? If so, that's totally awesome. :)
  3. Ladybug thread starter macrumors 65832


    Apr 13, 2006
    Thanks Cassie, yes I wrote it...glad you liked it.
  4. Shamus macrumors 6502a


    Feb 26, 2006
  5. SamIchi macrumors 68030


    Aug 1, 2004
    I think the last line pretty much says it all.

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