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Im currently trying to figure out the 'Top things you would do with a MBP that won't connect to any wireless connections" .. any ideas?

Oh come on! Were getting closer. At least we know you don't have a router issue now. Your machine may need to go back to Apple too...
 
Yea you should try to get it fixed, buy a used logic.board on ebay or ifixit, powerbookmedic.com and do it yourself and sell it in the end.

Can I ask why you didnt get the AppleCare protection plan?!?
 
Remember the scene in Office Space when Michael Bolton is wailing on the printer in a field, punching circuit boards with his bare hands and scattering parts all around him? That. Nothing personal, I hate all computers equally. :)
 
post on ebay/craigslist, with everything wrong with it.

youll get 750$ out of it, easy.

no sense in wasting the money spent on it. Get some out of it, and go buy your PRO.
 
Macfishbook Pro with Sea Monkeys. I'm sure they'll fit. :rolleyes:

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Or, turn it into an ant farm. :)

Here is your mockup:
 

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Urinate on it.

lol. :D

Bring the MacBook Pro to a busy Apple Store, then in front of everybody throw it down on the ground while it is still on and start stomping on it and break it then just leave. Ohhhh the faces on the people would be so funny, it would look something like: :O

Or just go to an Applestore and give it to a random toddler. :D
 
Urinate on it.

lol. :D

Bring the MacBook Pro to a busy Apple Store, then in front of everybody throw it down on the ground while it is still on and start stomping on it and break it then just leave. Ohhhh the faces on the people would be so funny, it would look something like: :O

Or just go to an Applestore and give it to a random toddler. :D

What is wrong with you people... Americans... :rolleyes: :)
 
1) you can take a poo on it and close the lid to squeeze the poo and open the lid snap a pic of it and ebay it for $2379 buy it now labeled poo poo plattered mbp. Theres bound to be a sick wealthy old man sitting on his high chair that will hit buy it now.

2) Ask a friend to video tape you with another friend holding a dell and knocking down your mbp which of course breaking it and make it realistic and upload it on your blog and ask the fellow apple zealots for a donation to help you get your precious mbp fixed!!
 
Macfishbook Pro with Sea Monkeys. I'm sure they'll fit. :rolleyes:

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Or, turn it into an ant farm. :)

Here is your mockup:

haha, you win this thread for the effort.

My Mac Pro's arrived after the debacle in this thread: https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/500851/

I got a call today from an apple representative after I left them some angry. angry feedback with my email address attached. I'm getting a coupon in my inbox in the next few days as compensation. Anyone hazard a guess as to how much I might get?
 
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