The took all the windoze world's requirements into consideration.
1. Needs to be thicker
2. Needs to be a black box
3. Needs to be as heavy as a cow
4. Needs to have practically useless hardware
5. Can't Utilize the latest technology (Bluetooth, 802.11g, DVD Burner)
6. A crappy operation system
I can't remember anymore of the requirements right now...