Well now, that’s just the clincher. That irrefutable videographic evidince quite clearly proves that the iPhone X is a complete and total disaster.
Just what the hell are Apple playing at with this car crash of a phone. First they put that notch on the bloody thing as if it’s a cyclops with a black eye.
Now, now it’s quite clear that it’s going to be slower and less convenient than Touch ID, which they should never, NEVER, have tried to improve on.
I’m far too busy/important/successful/famous/self obsessed/cockwombleish to wait around while that stupid toy of a phone unlocks.
Hello, is that mr Alphabet, could you put me through to your Google department please. I’d like for you to furnish me with one of your sensible, grown-up telephonic devices. What? My bank details, why do you want them? Surely you still have them from when you scanned the email my bank sent me when I set the account up?
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.... Meh, it’s a slow day and I’m out my trousers on morphine, what can I say
