Oh, he’s real. I just saw him last night walking home from a bar on Main Street. I asked him if he needed a ride, He mentioned something about having to deliver presents, but he didn’t want to fly intoxicated. I think he wanted to sober up first. 😁
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Oh, he’s real. I just saw him last night walking home from a bar on Main Street. I asked him if he needed a ride, He mentioned something about having to deliver presents, but he didn’t want to fly intoxicated. I think he wanted to sober up first. 😁
I am just gonna drop this here.
Can Santa Claus exist according to the laws of physics?
I love this cool visualization of Santa Claus' Christmas Eve trip as seen from space but, with the current laws of physics, we know he wouldn't be able dogizmodo.com
Yeah but you dropped that scientific info on some closed minds, baby, even though it was pretty hilarious!
See no one gets to take Santa Claus out of my belief systems. I still leave a plate of cookies on the kitchen counter on Christmas Eve, as I wrap the last of a handful of generic gifts for those situations like "oh i didn't realize you were bringing your college roommate along to our gathering but hey, more the merrier!"
(And then I eat the cookies, in case Santa doesn't have time later, and then I go bed).
Even now I'm preparing to put a little lump of charcoal in a tiny Christmas stocking for a relative's cat (I figure any cat past the age of three months deserves a lump of coal for having been a three a.m. drape climber at least once).
I was drafted into Santa's workshop as an elf at the age of 12, I think it was, when one of my aunts handed me a stack of stocking stuffers and said "you wrap these, please, you're old enough to be Santa now." [I was devastated!!!!!]
Anyway as usual I am still following all those remembered last-minute instructions from Santa Claus, even as the sleigh is being loaded... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Oh yeah, some walnuts in the shell and a few oranges, gotta tote those along for truly last minute additions to Christmas stocking stashes.
But I don't track Santa online... tbh, I really don't have time!
Why does the gifts delivered count keep going up when right now he’s over the middle of the southern ocean .. yeah Santa Claus ehh ..... uhh huh .. 🧐
My dad worked in a steel mill. Each year (until the company was bought out by a multinational), a few days before Christmas they would take over the local high school theater. The executives would be on the stage handing out large paper bags filled with gifts as the employees filtered by in a line. That's where a lot of my gifts came from. It wasn't a question of getting what I wanted (which was usually whatever I saw in TV advertisements); it was just a matter of getting something. And I was happy with that.
Based on the screenshot in this article, it looks like he's close to picking up the USA's christmas present from Kim Jong Un
I’m waiting for my dinner guests to arrive so I don’t have time to read all the wacky posts I’m sure are here.
I just wanted to wish, for everyone who celebrates it, a very Merry Christmas.
Happy Holidays And Seasons Greetings to everyone!
Safe travels to those en route to your holiday destinations!
I just wanted to wish, for everyone who celebrates it, a very Merry Christmas.
Happy Holidays And Seasons Greetings to everyone!
Safe travels to those en route to your holiday destinations!
Not to be a spoiler but Santa
Never mind.
My latest sources says he just passed Libera and is in the Africa area.
Best of luck to all my MacRumors friends!!!
Never mind.
My latest sources says he just passed Libera and is in the Africa area.
Best of luck to all my MacRumors friends!!!
Give your kids a real time track of Santa and an ETA for your chimney and then expect them to go to sleep?! This is iPad under the blanket stuff, for sure...
"Let me see! Let me see!"
"Why do you care? You're just getting coal anyway..."
"Let me see! Let me see!"
"Why do you care? You're just getting coal anyway..."
He’d better not still be over the southern ocean, as he left here 16 hours ago at least...
Merry Christmas everyone, especially those who haven’t had it yet...
Merry Christmas everyone, especially those who haven’t had it yet...
I am just gonna drop this here.
Can Santa Claus exist according to the laws of physics?
I love this cool visualization of Santa Claus' Christmas Eve trip as seen from space but, with the current laws of physics, we know he wouldn't be able do
Your post doesn’t take into account one important fact: Santa Claus uses time travel.
Awful experience on Safari using iPhone. Google really did a poor job optimizing it for mobile this year. They should just integrate it temporarily into the Google Maps app.
