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Trucker self pleasuring FAIL

Consultant

Consultant

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Jun 27, 2007
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Heard this one the radio and found the article, masturbation FAIL. Actually it's quite a number of fails, perfect for a Friday...

Radio said it caused a 40 mile back up, but can't find that info.


A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation...
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http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/
 
LOL at the funny comments.

leekohler said:
Pull the damn truck over to the truckstop and get a BJ in the bathroom like everybody else. :)
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Or find a girlfriend who does that while you drive. =p

Now where is my to do list?
 
Consultant said:
LOL at the funny comments.



Or find a girlfriend who does that while you drive. =p

Now where is my to do list?
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Rent Parenthood and check out theSteve Martin/Mary Steenbergen scene - not opting for self-service doesn't guarantee safety.
 
Well, how else can you learn to drive stick if you only have an automatic transmission? :confused:

spillproof said:
Sad. So sad. Now they will make laws against such acts.
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No kidding.

First, they ban drinking while driving. Then, talking on a cell phone while driving. Currently, they're working to ban texting. Now, watch them try banning this! Pretty soon, we will not be able to do anything while we drive. All because a few unskilled people got into accidents. :rolleyes:
 
Many years ago when I was a young Jaffa we went on a school excursion to Paris. One morning, while sat on our coach in the rush hour traffic, we spotted a chap sat in his car engaging in the same activity as this unfortunate trucker. Clearly, he'd reckoned without the lofty vantage point our coach offered, and was completely oblivious to the fact that we could see everything.

The girls on the coach were especially amused by the fact that he had a remarkably small penis. Ooh la la indeed.

rhett7660 said:
What a prick! :D
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That's not what the girls on our coach were saying. :p
 
That has put a smile on my face. But no one has pointed out this trucker has got a skill i mean come on rubbing one out whilst driving a rig is a pretty hard to find skill literally :). I mean this could be a new sport they could get jet pilots involved crane drivers they could call it the jerkimpics I could go all day :D.
 
Too bad they don't have dash cam video of that, I would have like to see the look on that cop's face as he was writing the ticket.
 
Sun Baked said:
Too bad they don't have dash cam video of that, I would have like to see the look on that cop's face as he was writing the ticket.
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Lol yea that cop must have been shocked. But after reading the article what I don't get is that it said the truck flipped and he was still holding it when they came 2 the truck. I mean really, that is some real skill to keep holding it while the truck is flipping!

BTW: Sun baked, I LOVE your signature rotfl
 
spoon man said:
That has put a smile on my face. But no one has pointed out this trucker has got a skill i mean come on rubbing one out whilst driving a rig is a pretty hard to find skill literally :). I mean this could be a new sport they could get jet pilots involved crane drivers they could call it the jerkimpics I could go all day :D.
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Should I add that to my resumé?
 
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