Trucker self pleasuring FAIL

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  1. Consultant macrumors G5

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    Heard this one the radio and found the article, masturbation FAIL. Actually it's quite a number of fails, perfect for a Friday...

    Radio said it caused a 40 mile back up, but can't find that info.


    http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/
     
  2. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    What a sticky situation.

    I usually pleasure myself on the way home from work, but I have yet to wreck because of it.
     
  3. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Pull the damn truck over to the truckstop and get a BJ in the bathroom like everybody else. :)
     
  4. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    The trucker seems to have been more backed up than that!
     
  5. yg17 macrumors G5

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  6. Consultant thread starter macrumors G5

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    LOL at the funny comments.

    Or find a girlfriend who does that while you drive. =p

    Now where is my to do list?
     
  7. arkitect macrumors 601

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    Just don't park in a driveway while you're "at it"…
     
  8. ayeying macrumors 601

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    HAHAHA. that made me laugh. I just woke up too, even better.
     
  9. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    Rent Parenthood and check out theSteve Martin/Mary Steenbergen scene - not opting for self-service doesn't guarantee safety.
     
  10. spillproof macrumors 68020

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    Sad. So sad. Now they will make laws against such acts.
     
  11. Antares macrumors 68000

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    Well, how else can you learn to drive stick if you only have an automatic transmission? :confused:

    No kidding.

    First, they ban drinking while driving. Then, talking on a cell phone while driving. Currently, they're working to ban texting. Now, watch them try banning this! Pretty soon, we will not be able to do anything while we drive. All because a few unskilled people got into accidents. :rolleyes:
     
  12. pilotError macrumors 68020

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    Guess he didn't have his Cruise Control Set (see Darwin Awards)
     
  13. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    ROFLMAO..... Oh man.. Isn't that the freaking truth. I would of been pissed off if this happened in my area and I was late for something. What a prick! :D
     
  14. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Many years ago when I was a young Jaffa we went on a school excursion to Paris. One morning, while sat on our coach in the rush hour traffic, we spotted a chap sat in his car engaging in the same activity as this unfortunate trucker. Clearly, he'd reckoned without the lofty vantage point our coach offered, and was completely oblivious to the fact that we could see everything.

    The girls on the coach were especially amused by the fact that he had a remarkably small penis. Ooh la la indeed.

    That's not what the girls on our coach were saying. :p
     
  15. toolbox macrumors 68020

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    ROLFMAO LoL
     
  16. spoon man macrumors 6502a

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    That has put a smile on my face. But no one has pointed out this trucker has got a skill i mean come on rubbing one out whilst driving a rig is a pretty hard to find skill literally :). I mean this could be a new sport they could get jet pilots involved crane drivers they could call it the jerkimpics I could go all day :D.
     
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  18. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Too bad they don't have dash cam video of that, I would have like to see the look on that cop's face as he was writing the ticket.
     
  19. Geniusdog254 macrumors regular

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    Lol yea that cop must have been shocked. But after reading the article what I don't get is that it said the truck flipped and he was still holding it when they came 2 the truck. I mean really, that is some real skill to keep holding it while the truck is flipping!

    BTW: Sun baked, I LOVE your signature rotfl
     
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  21. LumbermanSVO macrumors 65816

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    Should I add that to my resumé?
     
  22. spoon man macrumors 6502a

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    Yes yes you should i have and already I can walk into a job interview with my head held up high :D
     
  23. pachyderm macrumors 601

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    ...or "The World According To Garp"...
     
  24. Full of Win macrumors 68030

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    This is what happens when you drive stick. That is why I prefer automatic.
     
  25. yg17 macrumors G5

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    I drive a stick and have never had a wank while driving :D

    I don't even know how handing two sticks at the same time would work. What are you steering the truck with? :eek:
     

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