[true story]A woman with UNLIMITED ORGASM!!!!

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    News of the World, reporting on the issues that matter. Excellent stuff.
     
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    You know, that woman would suck the life out of you. Kind of like that Levitra commercial for men, erectile dysfunction..."in rare instances where erection lasts for more than 4 hours, contact your physician immediately". Now if you are Hugh Heftner, you would be happy to have that happen, considering his 4 or more "g/f"'s. But that unlimited orgasm thing, you'd better be able to put up, or shut up..so to speak....remember that line from the Rolling Stones song 'Some Girls'. Or ancient Chinese saying 'be careful what you wish for, you might just get it'.
     
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    Yes!, Yes!, Yes!, Yes!,Yes!, Yes!,Yes!, Yes!,Yes!, Yes!,Yes!, Yes!,Yes!, Yes!
     
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    That sounds sort of annoying actually.
    I can easily have one every ten minutes too, fortunately it happens at the appropriate time and place. :eek:

    Still, not sure if I entirely pity her.


    ahem, men:
    </dark cloud>

    :D
     
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    Wow, 200 times per day? She should stop dating Chuck Norris immediately.
     
  7. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Post of the day.

    All hail the Chuck.
     
  8. scotthayes macrumors 68000

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    200 times a day, that's nothing, just ask my wife :D
     
  9. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Well they did say shopping will do that for some people.
     
  10. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    I'm going to laugh because she said came.. hehehehehe
     
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    i saw this on digg a few weeks back. first time i felt bad for a woman who could orgasm.
     
  12. xJulianx macrumors 6502a

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    Thats extraordinary, however joking aside, that would REALLY suck. I'm assuming if you had an orgasm that often, the 'novelty' so to speak would just fade after a while.
     
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    I found it strange when she said that her friends are jealous of her, and they feel "lucky" if their boyfriends could give them one orgasm.

    I always thought that the whole story about some girls not having orgasms was just a bad story to make men feel bad, and yet spreads around from word of mouth despite having very little truth to it.

    But if I stop coming over to your home while you're off at work, that 200 will drop to 0. :apple:
     
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    And maybe some of the bloody housework would get done :D

    Another story about her, just love the results of the poll!!!
     
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    My only surprise is – what with this being the News Of The World – that she didn't develop her condition after a passionate affair with a footballer, soap star or MP.
     
  16. Dagless macrumors Core

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    I read about some old lady who has this too.

    What I wonder is that after so many orgasms do they become less fun? *I didn't read her interview*
     
  17. iGav macrumors G3

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    Indeed, it's a bit like Elmo wishing that everyday was Christmas isn't it. ;)
     
  18. lil'homunculus macrumors regular

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    I'm excited, ashamed and exhausted at the same time...
     
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    Sarah will now likely appear on more party list invitations for come as you are.
     
  20. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    I'm going to laugh because you said come.... hehehehehehehehe

    ;)
     
  21. Leareth macrumors 68000

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    I actually had a neighbour who had the same thing.
    and after she stopped taking her anti-depressants.

    It may sound great but really she was just embarrased and exhausted , and she did not have them that often, more like one per hour.
     
  22. SkyBell macrumors 604

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    Which is still absolutely rediculous. I think I'd be miserable.

    Reminds me of that women who had an orgasm everytime she sneezed.
     
  23. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    Did she take pepper for that?
     
  24. QuarterSwede macrumors G3

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    Pretty much what I think. I told my wife not to fake it because I'd rather know if I wasn't "doing it for her." The success rate for us is about 90-95% of the time realistically. Definitely NOT what women would make you think. Maybe I'm just lucky.
     

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