No no no, they're getting it all wrong! The iPhone 7 is the worst phone evar!!! and NOBODY is going to buy it - Tim Cook sold all his Apple stock ahead of the launch because he knew the iPhone 7 would tank and nobody would buy it and Apple is Dooomed! - dozens of MacRumors forum members confirmed it! Repeatedly! (You could tell it was true by how many times they said it!) It's missing the headphone jack and is thus unusable, and that's the ONLY difference between a 7 and a 6s and a 6.
Now everybody STOP BUYING THIS PHONE - you're ruining everything!
Now everybody STOP BUYING THIS PHONE - you're ruining everything!