Udder Madness

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by rdowns, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    It's not quite a penis being cut off or an anus being stapled shut...


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  2. Melrose macrumors 604

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    All this while wearing that cow suit? Geez...

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    ^^ Saying 'udder' in the same post as having your 'penis cut off' reminds of this joke:

    A salty old farmer find the udders after they slaughter the cow and he gets a funny idea. He stuffs the udders down his pants, unzips his fly and pulls an udder out. Then, he heads down to the local watering hole and walks up to the bar.

    The bartender says "You know, pal, your, um, Willie's hanging out of your zipper."

    The old farmer replies "Oh, that's nothin'!" and whips out knife and cuts it off. everyone is shocked at what just happened, and the farmer laughs hysterically.

    He has a couple of stiff drinks and moves on to the second bar, pulling out the second udder. The whole scenario repeats, the farmer has a couple of stiff drinks, and moves on to the third and fourth bars - by the last one being stone drunk.

    Then he walks into the fifth bar...

    ...Does the OP go in Conversation or Current Events?
     
  3. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    Whudder waste of a life. I hope she is cowed by her experience.
     
  4. tobefirst macrumors 68040

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    Think she'll milk her 15 minutes of fame for all it's worth?
     
  5. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I hope she's wearing something warm under that outfit – being out in that on a September evening I imagine she'd be friesian.
     
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  7. tobefirst macrumors 68040

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    Now that I think about it, I don't know what everyone is complaining about. What's their beef?
     
  8. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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  9. Raid macrumors 68020

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    While we are all moosing about her udderly bizarre bovine behavior, being corralled by the police doesn’t seem like a rare occurrence for her. I’d hate to brand her as a career criminal, but she’s definitely not grade ‘A’.
     
  10. Melrose macrumors 604

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    A+. best post of the thread :D
     
  11. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Dude put some clothes on.:D
     
  12. benflick macrumors 68020

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    I live around 20 minutes from middletown!
    nice place...
     

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