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[Hello.there]

Maybe they're all off eating McDonalds - after all, we know that's all they eat.

And they eat raw cow-heads.

 

[j26]

Yes, but they are our overlords and better than us in every way

(Just put that up in case they're watching)

 

[flopticalcube]

They are.(watching, that is)

 

[j26]

O Hail thee master and leader of the free world.

What joys does Mr Jobs have for us tonight?

 

[slapguts]

Yes, but they are our overlords and better than us in every way

(Just put that up in case they're watching)

Don't forget the guns. LOTS of guns.

 

[Hello.there]

They are.(watching, that is)

As I was saying, Americans are lovely. All of them.

 

[Hello.there]

Don't forget the guns. LOTS of guns.

(Even their pet guinea pigs are armed).

 

[j26]

(Even their pet guinea pigs are armed).

How dare you offend the US Army like that

 

[flopticalcube]

Don't worry. As long as your country doesn't have much oil, you're safe.

 

[j26]

When the F*** is it going to come back up. I have an exam in the morning.

 

[Hello.there]

Don't worry. As long as your country doesn't have much oil, you're safe.

None at all.

North Dublin tonight:

 

[Hello.there]

When the F*** is it going to come back up. I have an exam in the morning.

When are the repeats?

 

[flopticalcube]

"Right boys! I think Ireland has oil. I've seen a picture of it so it must be true. Probably have some WMDs too. Quick! Round up some homeless people from an inner city ghetto and tell them they have been drafted and send 'em over there ASAP! We'll call it Operation "Lucky Charms" because that is the only Irish thing I know."

 

[j26]

When are the repeats?

September - that's my summer gone then.






P.S. Don't mention the gas we have

Edit: Too late - see what you've done . Now we'll have thousands of them arriving by the busload over the summer wandering around the city looking for "Kelly's Book" in a peculiar southern drawl, and complaining that everything is so small and expensive. Aaaaargh!!!!

 

[flopticalcube]

P.S. Don't mention the gas we have

Only after dinner.

 

[Hello.there]

P.S. Don't mention the gas we have

Ok.

 

[Hello.there]

"Right boys! I think Ireland has oil. I've seen a picture of it so it must be true. Probably have some WMDs too."

We certainly do. And frankly, you can never have enough Wonderfully Marvellous Dubs.

 

[j26]

Ah feck it, I'm hitting me leaba. Night night, and watch out for them Americans.

 

[flopticalcube]

Yes. This seems to be only half as exciting as watching paint dry.

 

[Hello.there]

Ah feck it, I'm hitting me leaba. Night night, and watch out for them Americans.

Goodnight you, good luck with the exam!

 

[Hello.there]

Yes. This seems to be only half as exciting as watching paint dry.

Very true. But I'm hanging in there, hoping for a 'one night only' special offer for those of us who waited up, eg a free MacBook Pro for anyone who bought an iPod Shuffle in the last two months, that kind of thing.

 

[flopticalcube]

Very true. But I'm hanging in there, hoping for a 'one night only' special offer for those of us who waited up, eg a free MacBook Pro for anyone who bought an iPod Shuffle in the last two months, that kind of thing.

Verily, when the Yanks land, you and you alone shall be spared.

 

[j26]

I'm back while I have a Lemsip to shake this cold before I go to bed.

I see you're cosying up to them - Turncoat!!! You know what the 'Ra do to people like you, don't you

 

[Hello.there]

I'm back while I have a Lemsip to shake this cold before I go to bed.

I see you're cosying up to them - Turncoat!!! You know what the 'Ra do to people like you, don't you

Sssh, I'm trying to enlist Flopticalcube, a couple more posts from me and he'll be signing up for active service before you can say psychotic leprechaun.

Make sure you swallow that last bit of Lemsip at the end of the mug, its not pleasant but it's the important bit.

 

[Hello.there]

Verily, when the Yanks land, you and you alone shall be spared.

Thanks very much, but don't call me Verily - my name's Shirley.