The maps are fun for 10 mins but once you looked at your house from above and amzed yourself that it can tell you where mcdonald's is what the hell do you do with it.
Er, like, find stuff I need to get to? You know, on the map?
I don't know what the rest of you do with your phones but me and everyone I know use ours for sending chain and joke text messages
I've never forwarded a text in my life. I don't actually expect I ever will - I (like everyone I know) get enough spam on email, thanks.
sending pictures of our genitals to our partners
Hmm, I don't think that puts you in the target market for the iPhone.
swapping videos and music by bluetooth
That must take a while over bluetooth, unless they're really heavily compressed or really short. Hope they're from unsigned, independent artists licensed under Creative Commons.
changing our ringtones every ten minutes
You can do that on the iPhone, no bother. You can't pay £5 a week for it, mind you.