If this is with a watch that’s actually a decade old, then the battery is unquestionably on its very last legs.
Since this is happening with an Ultra 2 and Ultra 3, it's clearly not a decade old.
I know that you said that you are not looking for help; I know of nothing that can show detailed battery usage on the watch unfortunately. Though you are not looking for help, I'll still list my own watch battery drain troubleshooting on Apple Watch:
1. First try restarting the watch and iPhone and see if that helps.
2. If not, try Watch App / Reset / Reset Sync Data. This used to be more a thing in the past, but sometimes the data that's synced from calendars and contacts gets corrupted and the watch goes into a re-sync loop. This reset wipes the data from the watch and rebuilds it from a new sync.
3. If that still doesn't help, as others have said, try removing third-party apps one at a time to see if that fixes anything.
4. The last thing that I would try is to factory reset and rebuild the watch from scratch, knowing that this will lead to higher battery drain for a few days after it's done.
The only other possibility that I can think of is to turn on Settings / Privacy & Security / Analytics & Improvements and turn on "Share iPhone & Watch Analytics" and then look in the Watch app / General / Diagnostic Logs and see what shows up there - maybe it will show something crashing?
Good luck, I hope that someone has a good answer for you.