“Ur doin it rong.”
You see, what actually happened is this.
You were free-scaling a 500-meter granite cliff in a desperate attempt to rescue a family kidnapped by terrorists. You were almost at the top when one of the terrorists spotted you and shot you in the foot. As you were falling to your certain doom, you were able to snag the watch on a tree root. You were then able to swing yourself up to the cliff where, in a continuous motion, you disabled the terrorist. It was brutal finishing the mission hopping on one foot, but you somehow managed.
Those creases on the lugs are the wear marks from swinging around by the watch. Wear them with pride.
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