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Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Hierotochan, Apr 13, 2008.
I'm compiling a list & would like written contributions so I may un-write them in the future.
There's the unwritten rule of the road.
There's the unwritten rule of internet humour.
It's different to real-life humour.
We'd better assume this is meant to be some kind of attempt at "sarcasm", I suppose, before you complain that nobody "gets it".
I mean like rules like "Never drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth".
That & the old "Don't use sarcasm on a forum without making it blatantly obvious & therefore loosing all it's humor".
Ah I see.
You're very sarcastic aren't you?
Mint + orange is a taste sensation.
when using a public bathroom (men) and a guy is already using urinal #1 you never take urinal #2 if you're the only two in the bathroom.
When in there first, you never take urinal #2.
Never mix Schwarz's mixed chilli seeds with Pepsi. Just don't, okay.
Never eat a pack of Crackers in a desert (without a water supply).
Never use Listerine then drink a glass of milk.
Something my Nephew does; talk about how good looking a woman is then keep gloating how and what you'd do to her. It's just not on.
Never take a poop anywhere except from Work place (Excluding Librarys, Colleges/Schools etc) and home.
Dont double dip with chips and dip.
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, and before eating or touching food.
Dont touch someone elses food.
Dont mess with other peoples money (i.e. borrow money and dont pay it back, or put drinks/food on someone elses tab at a bar).
Don't ring your friend's doorbell at 7am on a Sunday if he plays in a band, gets home late and has an elderly mother staying with him.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't have a 1-2-1 session if your friends/parents/grandparents/neighbors/whoever. Are in the house.
And don't piss into the wind.
Never cough when your butthole is open.
Really, really bad.
Actually, that's true.
I'd never call my friend's home before 8:30 or 9 AM unless he/she was living alone. I'd also never phone him/her afte 10 PM on a weekday. That's just general courtesy, really.
If there are 3 urinals and only 2 of you, a buffer-urinal to separate you is implied.
Oh, and never look anywhere but straight.
Toilet Tactics Game
If you meet a girl on teh internetz, and she's 23 years old nursing student who's interested in hooking up with you, she's actually a 41 year old male who is currently masturbating to his Star Wars Lego playset.
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.
gotta agree with these.
i mean, people sleep in on the weekends. unless you previously arranged for plans, don't go waking them up. and don't call late unless you know that they're a night owl.