Un-written rules...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Hierotochan, Apr 13, 2008.

  1. Hierotochan macrumors member

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    I'm compiling a list & would like written contributions so I may un-write them in the future.
     
  2. bartelby macrumors Core

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    There's the unwritten rule of internet humour.

    It's different to real-life humour.
    :rolleyes:
     
  4. skunk macrumors G4

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    We'd better assume this is meant to be some kind of attempt at "sarcasm", I suppose, before you complain that nobody "gets it".
     
  5. Hierotochan thread starter macrumors member

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    I mean like rules like "Never drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth".

    That & the old "Don't use sarcasm on a forum without making it blatantly obvious & therefore loosing all it's humor".
     
  6. EvanLugh macrumors 68000

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    Ah I see.
    You're very sarcastic aren't you?
    [​IMG]
    Gotcha ;)
     
  7. 119576 Guest

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    Mint + orange is a taste sensation.
     
  8. atthecross macrumors 6502

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    when using a public bathroom (men) and a guy is already using urinal #1 you never take urinal #2 if you're the only two in the bathroom.

    When in there first, you never take urinal #2.
     
  9. EvanLugh macrumors 68000

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    Never mix Schwarz's mixed chilli seeds with Pepsi. Just don't, okay.

    Never eat a pack of Crackers in a desert (without a water supply).

    Never use Listerine then drink a glass of milk.

    Something my Nephew does; talk about how good looking a woman is then keep gloating how and what you'd do to her. It's just not on.

    Never take a poop anywhere except from Work place (Excluding Librarys, Colleges/Schools etc) and home.
     
  10. glocke12 macrumors 6502a

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    hahah....
     
  11. glocke12 macrumors 6502a

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    Dont double dip with chips and dip.

    Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, and before eating or touching food.

    Dont touch someone elses food.

    Dont mess with other peoples money (i.e. borrow money and dont pay it back, or put drinks/food on someone elses tab at a bar).
     
  12. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Don't ring your friend's doorbell at 7am on a Sunday if he plays in a band, gets home late and has an elderly mother staying with him. ;)
     
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  14. EvanLugh macrumors 68000

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    LOL

    Don't have a 1-2-1 session if your friends/parents/grandparents/neighbors/whoever. Are in the house.
     
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  16. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    Never cough when your butthole is open.

    It hurts.

    Really, really bad.
     
  17. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Actually, that's true.

    I'd never call my friend's home before 8:30 or 9 AM unless he/she was living alone. I'd also never phone him/her afte 10 PM on a weekday. That's just general courtesy, really.

    If there are 3 urinals and only 2 of you, a buffer-urinal to separate you is implied.

    Oh, and never look anywhere but straight.
     
  18. 00hkelly macrumors 6502

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    Toilet Tactics Game
     
  19. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    If you meet a girl on teh internetz, and she's 23 years old nursing student who's interested in hooking up with you, she's actually a 41 year old male who is currently masturbating to his Star Wars Lego playset.
     
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  21. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    gotta agree with these.

    i mean, people sleep in on the weekends. unless you previously arranged for plans, don't go waking them up. and don't call late unless you know that they're a night owl.
     

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