Update:
They're sending me a new battery and adapter due to arrive on Friday morning. They took me through the reset PRAM, take out the battery, check the mAh, cycle count, condition, and unplug-disconnect battery and hold the power button for (5) seconds; to no avail. Though they did offer me the opportunity to return the MBP since it was DOA, but I knew that my campus had sold me their last $1199 MBP 2.5GHz 250GB in their campus store. Then they put a HOLD on my CC of $136.00 to ensure that I send everything back to them. Gawd, as if I have a money tree in my backyard...😱
UPDATE: Shipping is overnight FEDEX and my order was sent out today @10:24, with an estimated time of arrival NLT 10:30AM.
HOLD on my CC is exactly $201...