Not to burst everyone's bubble, but just like I did to Harry Potter fans i'll have to spill the beans on this latest release.
As it turns out, tonight's update will be a podcast that will have that annoying dude dressed in the Black sweater on the iPhone website telling us of the launch of the new iPhone widget called iPwned. It will give us one touch access to fork over our last shred of ours souls to none other than his lord Steviness ,i.e. iGod, who is seated on his right hand by iWoz.
The end is near - iPhone Update = iDoom
P.S.
I love my iPhone! 😉