I understand the sentiment, but with a Mac over 10 years old, your options are going to get more and more limited. Since it appears you are a non-technical user, I agree that messing with unsupported updates is not very practical. If you use your Mac for online ordering, bill paying, etc. then you will face an ever-increasing security risk on High Sierra and old web browsers.
Not what you want to hear, but I think it's time to consider upgrading to a newer computer. Another possibility might be getting a friend or relative to help install an usupported update, if they are technically able to do that. But you would need ongoing help from them in the future.