So what? Karl Rove uses an iPhone, and both he and President Bush use Macs (I would imagine the latter uses something slightly more secure!). Al Gore also uses an iPhone, and so do Presidents Clinton and Medvedev. There must be someone in that list who you don't like?
Well, UK-wise, there's always Jeremy Clarkson? Hehe. Seriously though, you do know that anyone who can afford one can have one? Calling Kerry Katona names isn't going to disguise the fact that she's richer and more successful than you.