US star Cyrus writes memoir at 15

[Antares]

If she's popular now, she should write it now, as in five or ten years, she'll be unknown to 100% of the planet's population (instead of the 95% or so now).

I for one have never heard of her.

Speaking of being unknown now....Whatever happend to Hillary Duff? Hannah Montana seems to have bludgeoned her into the realm of the has been....I wonder who is going to eventually overthrow the Hannah Montana/Miley Cirus Empire?

So it will basically be a MySpace page in book form. I wish she would go back into whatever hole she crawled out of.

That ain't gonna happen. Duh...she wouldn't fit in that hole!

She won't be unknown to everybody. There'll be a few people that'll know her from the B-grade porn she'll invariably end up in.

She's still underage. Two more years...I don't want help putting those images in my mind until then.

I say, who cares if she writes a book?...assuming that it wasn't a ghost writer. Her fans will buy the book, so why not? If I was in her position, I would do the same thing. I'm sure any of us would, as well. Just because we're not the target market doesn't mean that it shouldn't be written. There are rabid fans out there who will eat all things Miley...why not satisfy them while she's still hot?

 

[Abstract]

So it will basically be a MySpace page in book form. I wish she would go back into whatever hole she crawled out of.

You mean the womb. That's what her story is going to be about, because she hasn't really lived long enough to write anything interesting. Crawling out of there was probably quite a fun adventure. And then there was....um.....kindergarten, and having her lunch money stolen in 3rd grade.

It might have juicy details, like her first sexual adventure was with a goat or something good like that.

To make this book an interesting read, I certainly hope so. I hope she has had at least a bad drug habit of some sort.

Bulimic? Sweet.
Slept with R. Kelly? Which little girl hasn't?
Car crash sex? Here's hoping....

 

[angelneo]

Oh my god! You guys are so mean! I'm not going to be friends with you all anymore




Am I doing it right?

 

[thomahawk]

someone please shoot me.. i cant beleive i opened this thread.. x_x

 

[doubleohseven]

Speaking of being unknown now....Whatever happend to Hillary Duff? Hannah Montana seems to have bludgeoned her into the realm of the has been....I wonder who is going to eventually overthrow the Hannah Montana/Miley Cirus Empire?

Yeah, I wonder what happened to her? After all, there were iMac G3's in the Lizzie McGuire show.

someone please shoot me.. i cant beleive i opened this thread.. x_x

Sorry, I don't have a gun license.