I can't speak for everyone, but I don't think you're an idiot.
What's confusing is you're doing everything you should do, it just isn't working.
I have 3 ideas
1) Failed hardware. You're out of luck.
2) All of the Macs had a firmware password set. I would have expected that to get cleared when you replaced the battery (I thought you said you did that) OR when you changed the ram configuration and tried to boot (I don't remember the exact steps, but it's something like that).
3) you have the wrong install discs. Just like a restore disk from a DELL won't work with an HP, apple restore disks (which absolutely are meant to do a clean install of the OS) only work with the machine they shipped with. The make/model of the machine is included in the firmware, and the install disk has a list of make/models that it is allowed to work with (you can actually modify this list and remove the restriction but that's another thread). I wasn't paying attention one day and tried to use a restore disk from an INTEL mac on a PowerPC mac. It did almost exactly what you're describing (it just hung on a spinning wheel)
What's really a shame is that you're either going to get frustrated and give up on macs OR you're going to get it working and be an expert on an obsolete set of hardware.
ok, I think i have maybe figured out what's going on here, I believe the logicboard I bought may not support the processors or CPU's that i am running.
I currently have the watercooled cpu's on the board which i believe are 2.7ghz?
here is ther m/b i bought :
Model: 820-1592-A / do i need different cpu's for this?? It seems I keep getting freezing issues upon boot no matter what.. I have some spare cpu's but dont know if they are correct.. any way to check ??