Admins should revisit the ranks/titles. In particular, reduce the interval between titles to 250 posts and then add in all the Intel and Apple Silicon CPUs for the higher ranks… today’s G5ers are tomorrow’s M5ers… 😉
Or, just enjoy a bit of harmless fun without overthinking it...
Or, here's an idea: reverse it!
Start out with an M5, then the more you post, the closer you get to the perfection of the immortal 6502! (These millennials and their dozens of general purpose 64 bit registers... Pah!)