Once again I am the schlimazel. I got a text alert that my eBay package from beautiful and sunny Oceanside, CA has arrived in Honolulu, HI after a couple days of being in transit limbo. The problem is I live in Boston and so unless the package is being sent around the world in the opposite direction, we have at least some level of a issue. I'm not sure if the shipper got addresses confused, gave me the wrong tracking number, or if USPS put it on the wrong plane. I have messaged the seller and attempted to call USPS's 1-800 number which was a waste because I don't think it's possible to speak to a human.