I'm so calling Nextel today.
My contract ended in February of this year and I'm definitely considering pulling something like the following:
Me: Yeah, Nextel? Um, I'm thinking I might cancel my subcription to your services, seeing as how there will be no penalty at this point and that new iPhone looks really cool!
Nextel: I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: Yeah, so, like. Maybe I'll reconsider if you were to, say, sweeten the deal a little for me...
Nextel: No.
Me: What the f... Please?
Nextel: Nope. So would you like me to go ahead and cancel your service now?
Me: *long sigh* Noooooo... I can't afford an iPhone anyways. I was just trying to use the iPhone hype as leverage for my own personal gain. I'm sorry.
Nextel: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Me: I don't know what I was thinking.
*hangs up in embarrassment*
That's probably how it will go, too. 🙁