W....what is in his sandwich?

[bob2131]

dude, that sandwich looks horrible! crappy bread. i think the bread makes the sandwich...

lol

naa dude..... the way he eats it...... it looks gooooooood.

 

[LeahM]

looks like a bologna sandwich. yuck.

 

[bob2131]

looks like a bologna sandwich. yuck.

what is bologna ?

 

[thisonechance]

I can't say that I have an answer to the OP's question, but perhaps you will find something equally appetizing on "this is why you're fat"

I warn you, some of these food creations are not for the faint of heart.

 

[No1451]

I'm going to go out on a limb here bob and ask you

Just how much weed have you smoked? This thread reeks of a guy who got high, watched a movie and started obsessing over a food item. The one time I tried it I ended up eating 2 jars of nutella and 3 loaves of bread.

 

[SlasherDuff]

looks like a bologna sandwich. yuck.

I was gonna say that!

what is bologna ?

Also known as Baloney, ...here are some pics.

Bologna sandwich

Bologna slices

Personally I think it's foul, but that's just me

 

[Sun Baked]

lol

naa dude..... the way he eats it...... it looks gooooooood.

If that looks good to you, it is time to graduate from peanut butter and jelly to freshly sliced deli sandwiches.

 

[bob2131]

I was gonna say that!



Also known as Baloney, ...here are some pics.

Bologna sandwich

Bologna slices

Personally I think it's foul, but that's just me

yeah that looks close to it....."Bologna sausage is generally made from low quality scraps of meat cuts." but why would president eat unhealthy meat?
it looks processed......surely he woud be eating lean raw cuts......

and to the other poster...no i do not smoke weed .....im tee total....

 

[arkitect]

"Bologna sausage is generally made from low quality scraps of meat cuts.

Also known as "Meat slurry" or mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM) — you don't want to know what goes in there.

why would president eat unhealthy meat?
it looks processed......surely he woud be eating lean raw cuts......

Its George W Bush you're talking about. Fer christs sake. Of course he'd eat any ol' crap.

Why you think he's a health food fanatic? That requires a certain amount of functioning brain cells.

A Bologna/Spam/Meat slurry sam'ich would do W just fine. Especially if made with plastic white bread.
...............
bob2131: Are you for real?

 

[MrSmith]

If we're talking sarnies I'll have a crispy bacon and avocado or a crispy bacon and camembert. The sooner the better.

 

[garybUK]

mmmm almost lunch time!! seeing as people are giving recommendations heres mine:

Lancashire Oven Bottom Muffin,
Corned Beef,
Lettuice, Cucumber, Tomato, Peppers, Red Onion
Salad Cream,
Cheese & Onion Crisps (to go on the sandwich).

 

[MrSmith]

I don't even want to know what a bottom muffin is. I have an idea, but I hope I'm wrong.

 

[garybUK]

I don't even want to know what a bottom muffin is. I have an idea, but I hope I'm wrong.

I think its for us up naaarrf!! http://www.ovenbottommuffins.co.uk/

 

[arkitect]

I don't even want to know what a bottom muffin is. I have an idea, but I hope I'm wrong.

Not to be confused with a muffin top.

 

[MrSmith]

Ah, I see. I used to eat them down souf innit, but we stuck to just 'muffin'...

 

[timerollson]

Weird thread.

 

[MrSmith]

It sure is, Mr Erollson.

 

[0098386]

Oven bottom muffins+chips+real butter is just...

Think the chippies open down the road. Ta ta.


Btw that sandwich is white bread, some kind of sliced ham (maybe turkey ham, maybe human ham) and by the looks of it orange cheddar and lettuce.

 

[timerollson]

It sure is, Mr Erollson.

Lol.

Miss Time Rolls On

It's a song title.

 

[alFR]

Please email me at muffins@matbennion.com if you have any muffin-related stories, recipes or photos you'd like me to add to this page.

Lordy. I dread to think what he's had submitted.

[Edit] Actually, on further exploration here are a couple of examples:

My friend asked me whatever happend to a good old Oldham muffin? I could not answer his question.

now I'm sat here with me mother who is now reminicing about muffins. She's now screaming at me saying that she used to work in a confectioners in Waterhead called Haynes' where they made oven bottom muffins. She also remembers buying them from "th'arcade" and Oldham market. She used to like breaking them open, scraping out the middle then fill the muffin with chips. She's also saying that if you bought them from't "th'arcade" you could also have it filled with ham and tomato. She has also screamed at me, "All they f**king sold was muffins!"

Blimey. My personal favourite though is:

p.s. OP: it's a crappy sliced bread and processed meat sandwich, possibly with a token bit of lettuce and maybe some cheese. The drink is almost certainly a Coke but it hardly matters since it's mainly ice. I weep for the tastebuds of humanity...

 

[0098386]

now I'm sat here with me mother who is now reminicing about muffins. She's now screaming at me saying that she used to work in a confectioners in Waterhead called Haynes' where they made oven bottom muffins. She also remembers buying them from "th'arcade" and Oldham market. She used to like breaking them open, scraping out the middle then fill the muffin with chips. She's also saying that if you bought them from't "th'arcade" you could also have it filled with ham and tomato. She has also screamed at me, "All they f**king sold was muffins!"

I live around the corner from them! Still go there for dinner from time to time.
Haynes is (now called something else) godlike though. Their pies are amazing, like nothing else out there.

 

[EmperorDarius]

This is Fetish.

 

[bob2131]

Oven bottom muffins+chips+real butter is just...

Think the chippies open down the road. Ta ta.


Btw that sandwich is white bread, some kind of sliced ham (maybe turkey ham, maybe human ham) and by the looks of it orange cheddar and lettuce.

lol
W. knows....

 

[bob2131]

Im Runnin This Time Poppy!!!.....you Hear Me!!???!?? Im Runnin Now!!!

 

[Consultant]

I guess the gourmet chef at the white house was probably thinking, WTF I can make something delicious and nutricious, but this fool only have taste for unhealthy sandwich good for someone who has munchies.

LOL.

I do wish a certain person eats more pretzels though.