Waiting for Skylake MBP thread

[ThisBougieLife]

This whole messages thing seems like it's geared at Japanese teenage girls...

 

[fakeycakemaker]

Huge effort! Same twerps that shoulda been making new MBPs!!!!!

 

[phloo]

Apple. From Pro to Standard. Hello Mainstream. Hello Gimmicks.

 

[3JL]

This whole messages thing is a major beginning of the end :s
Back to MSN messenger!!! :s :s

 

[Mattsasa]

we still have 30min right??

 

[Pentad]

Boy, what a crap WWDC.

 

[Federico87]

are they really so f***d up???? Emojiii?? Message with ghost ink????

Where the hell his Zombie Steve????

 

[imom]

At least Apple hasn't been working on any gimmicks

 

[junioma]

oh gosh

 

[volcomvenom]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! We're screwed!

 

[fakeycakemaker]

Huge effort! Same twerps that shoulda been making new MBPs!!!!!

 

[2457248]

Predictive emoji.... what a feature

first thing i'll check is how it'll suggest to replace the n. word

 

[Mattsasa]

At least we have 30 mins left for the montage video recap.

the what?

 

[WRONG]

...WHO in the Hell are those two.. what.
What's happening.

Please.
For God's sake.
Apple.

Help....

 

[KirekkusuPT]

30 minutes left... There is still hope.

Otherwise this will be the worst keynote ever.

 

[RobCoenen]

This really is the worst Apple Keynote I've ever seen. Everything they announced has already been done by Google.

 

[Dutchdude99]

So Apple basically introduced WhisperShout for messages? LOL if they don't announce MBP's now I will start rolling on the floor

 

[Federico87]

the love emoji to her sister!

I'm going to die

 

[Dualica 01]

An emoji demo? Seriously?!

 

[jeh72]

Boooo get them off the stage!

 

[fakeycakemaker]

A messaging demo?
A messaging demo?
A messaging demo?
A messaging demo?
A messaging demo?
A messaging demo?
A messaging demo?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

 

[railsr]

everyone could tweet something insulting for TC if we don't get new macbooks

 

[svintdovronski]

bout to invisible link this dickkkk

 

[ThisBougieLife]

An emoji demo? Seriously?!

I am literally laughing this is so bad.

 

[Brad9893]

Bubble Effects? Emoji Demo? You've got to be kidding me. Apple was once known for their simple, elegant, inspiring apps. Not filling them up with stupid, crappy gimmicks. Come, Lord Steve, and save you loyal followers!