Waiting for Skylake MBP thread

[knassar]

Where's Schiller? That ****er always talks about the rMBP. Where's his fat ass!

The deep, soul-crushing disappointment is almost balanced by the hilarity of some of the comments in this thread right now.

I really appreciate it.

In the wise words of @WRONG, i love you guys.

 

[ktecac]

Wow. Just wow. They just trolled us. "One more thing"....ruined forever.

I knew it was going to be bad when he almost forgot to say it.

 

[WRONG]

I realize this, but to expect anything else given their recent record is wishful thinking. Most people already had a sense we wouldn't be hearing about the new macs today.

Fine, but we were neither expecting such useless crap.
There is nothing to save on this Event.
Nothing.
None of the "new" features on MacOS are useful.
Nothing new. Nothing innovative.
They spent 2 hours presenting gimmicks.

 

[arthurr]

Crappy WWDC ! On which products does devs are going to developp apps ?

 

[gnsallman]

what are those??

 

[ThisBougieLife]

damn apple removed the "Mac" link from the website...

lmao jkjk

The sad thing is--that's probably coming. Or at least the MB will be their only laptop one of these days.

 

[uptownnyc]

THE ARISTROCRATS!

 

[Brad9893]

I've just realised that I'm too old for Apple...

I am only 22 and I feel old as well. I've never used an Emoji and I absolutely detest social media. I actually think I might move onto Android now. I mean, a custom ROM with all of the non gimmicky crap sounds really good right about now.

 

[scoobysnax]

We aren't getting **** today. LOL.

 

[Dcfc1884]

Crappy WWDC ! On which products does devs are going to developp apps ?

An iPad it would appear

 

[phloo]

Is there anything innovative in this keynote? something really good?

 

[Panos90]

again emojis. lol

 

[Uni Grad]

Last years event was 2h 20min. Maybe this one will last as long.

 

[voyagerd]

Physics based emoji!

 

[WRONG]

Where's Schiller? That ****er always talks about the rMBP. Where's his fat ass!

"Can't innovative anymore my ass"

 

[bfid111]

Apple, why the f*** do you think that developers would code on ipad?

 

[BenTrovato]

Emoji's, kids coding, 3D touch for things that can be done with just holding your finger, watchOS so we can watch our rings. Another stellar event.

Notebooks with the oldest processors in existence? Yep check that too.

 

[ThisBougieLife]

Is there anything innovative in this keynote? something really good?

iCloud Drive accessible on iOS is pretty good--it's at least a step in the direction of making iOS devices interact with files better. That's about it for me.

 

[Federico87]

Have they seriously just asked kids for applause?

 

[ConnorMcJeebus]

I'd kill to see someone pelt cook with rotten fruit.

 

[JamesMcFlyJR]

emoji basically ruined my last relationship. so this keynote hit me hard... fck ios 10 smh

 

[navaira]

have WWDC events ever been more than 2 hours?

I checked and 2015 was 2.5 hours.

 

[Brudinski]

My late 08 MacBook Pro is not going to support the latest MacOS and they are not announcing new MBPs...

 

[nikhsub1]

Well, the 15" MBP went from available in store today to ships to store. Grabbing at straws I know

 

[volcomvenom]

What's up with stupid emoji!?!?!?!?

 

[AYNOM]

Well hope ya'll guys keep yourselves entertained with Swift Playground and iMessage stickers until September.

Swift is actually important and getting younger people into coding and the sciences should be a goal of a company like Apple.

I don't know what to say about the iMessage stickers though LMAO.

 

[luciobar1980]

iCloud Drive accessible on iOS is pretty good--it's at least a step in the direction of making iOS devices interact with files better. That's about it for me.

You must have missed those 3x bigger emojis... lol