Waiting for Skylake MBP thread

[Lollo]

Seriously, how can that crowd be so excited?

 

[Schranke]

LOVE that the new watch is waterproof.
Might actually get one now so that i can get stats from my swims

 

[fastasleep]

I thought people were already swimming with them. I wear mine in the shower every day (not the same but...).

OH maybe that's why the speaker sounds like **** sometimes!

 

[kattskrall]

Now go out and swim, you fat ****s

-Tim Cuck 2016

 

[navaira]

Did you notice.
That they pause.
Every few words.

 

[Dydegu]

Now we'd like to invite everyone to the pool outside to watch Michael Phelps demo the new Watch.

 

[Krafty]

LOVE that the new watch is waterproof.
Might actually get one now so that i can get stats from my swims

I know. I may not get one but the improvements is more than most companies can say. I'm gonna hold my complaints until after the keynote.

 

[volcomvenom]

1000 nits, what about battery life? GPS, what about the battery life?

 

[geachy92]

I thought people were already swimming with them. I wear mine in the shower every day (not the same but...).

OH maybe that's why the speaker sounds like **** sometimes!

People did, but if it broke that was on you, not Apple.

 

[ImpatientlyWaiting]

Breathe (TM). Breathe (TM). Download the Breathe (TM) app for your Watch (TM) to remind you to Breathe (TM).

"Apple Watch is calling 911 - who should we contact?" TIM ****ING COOK

 

[Havok83]

Awww man looks like they might not announce a new MBP especially since we're 45 minutes and they've spent so much time focusing on other stuff. The iPhone will be the meat of this conference so looks like there wont be room for any other significant hardware

 

[volcomvenom]

Hey it's British Tina Fey on stage. lol

 

[ThisBougieLife]

Awww man looks like they might not announce a new MBP especially since we're 45 minutes and they've spent so much time focusing on other stuff. The iPhone will be the meat of this conference so looks like there wont be room for any other significant hardware

Ya think?!!!

 

[ImpatientlyWaiting]

YES!!! **** YES!!!!!

 

[heeloliver]

rip AW battery life

 

[x-evil-x]

1000 nits? did they switch from oled to micro led?

 

[buster84]

Awww man looks like they might not announce a new MBP especially since we're 45 minutes and they've spent so much time focusing on other stuff. The iPhone will be the meat of this conference so looks like there wont be room for any other significant hardware

 

[Letup]

Yes new bands!

 

[kattskrall]

how many people go hiking, like 0.00001% or some sheit

 

[Schranke]

zzz we are long past Yosemite... Sierra is the new ****

 

[volcomvenom]

Why are they calling it series 2? It's kind of like the "S" Line.

 

[jeh72]

HERE COME THE WATCH BANDS

 

[kattskrall]

There it is. BANDS

 

[Wowereit]

Apple Watch ceramic so you can shatter your entire watch instead of the screen

 

[Dydegu]

Ceramic MBP with ejecting water speakers confirmed.