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Use an empty Gatorade bottle. Which seems appropriate because Gatorade tastes like piss anyways.
 
Adult Diapers!!. iPhones are like jays, Jordan's, and Lebrons. People take Apple seriously when it comes to launch day similar to sneakers.
 
Adult Diapers!!. iPhones are like jays, Jordan's, and Lebrons. People take Apple seriously when it comes to launch day similar to sneakers.

No diapers dude. Just do it on the floor and let the dude next to you smell it all night. Thanks for not holding my spot.
 
Hmm, didn't know Detroit is still around. I thought China bought it for $10,000 USD.

That would be paying too much. But I digress. I find most line goes quiet nice. It's a rather unique experience since everyone is on the same boat and in a good way. That positive attitude usually leads to nicer people. Once you claim, it's your spot less you say you are out or the event starts. If your feet at there when it starts, you are SOL.
 
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Don't wait in line. It's stupid. I would expect that half the people in those lines are incontinent anyway, since you'd have to be mentally handicapped to subject yourself to that.
 
take 3 tampons wrap it around your wee wee and warp that around a leak proof plastic bag... portable toilet! when you start getting a bulge then look at a hot chick and wink at her...

iphone 6 and new gf!
 
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