It's a functional tool. Use it for your phone call and then take it off! I totally don't get people that wear it all the time just waiting for the phone to ring. Really! C'mon really! You are not THAT important, nor do you work for the secret service.
Seriously, think if you applied that "always be prepared" logic to everything else in your life.
- Probably should always carry a tissue in your hand just in case you sneeze
- Don't forget to pack a change of clothes in case you get dirty
- Oh, that gas can is there in the event that my car runs low
- That second pair of glasses on the top of my head are there just in case something happens to the pair I'm wearing
- I have a wrist watch, a pocket watch, and one that hangs from my belt
- My ears are double pierced so I can wear a back up set of earrings
- Love my swiss army knife multi-tool
- Got my bank card, cash, credit card, personal checks, and a blank money order so I'm ready for anything
- That cooler I'm dragging behind me is for when I get hungry
- Yes I've seen the forecast and I know it's not raining, the umbrella just makes me feel ready and it matches my outfit
- No sir I'm not blind, Fido is my personal guard dog, he goes everywhere with me, you never can be too safe these days
- The metal detector is for loose change, a penny saved...
"Hey, what are you staring at, haven't you ever seen someone who is ready for anything..."
