tell your wife she is nuts. Then go out and buy your own iPad so you don't have to get nagged at when you want to relax after a hard days work and kick back to surf the web or what not. Next time she tells you to stop wearing out the iPad tell her you will wear out her rear end if she talks to you like that again. Grow a pair and get your own iPad....
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It's not his wife, it's his classmate's wife. Also, this thread is a few years old.