weird liquid spill

[bootloader]

Hi, so this is embarassing... i was like watching videos of people having intercourse on my macbook and i got sort of aroused and proceeded to beat it off... anyway some of the sticky liquid ended up on my keyboard and trackpad... the unit is a unibody macbook from 2009 and while it does work, the keys N B H J and the space bar are sort of sticky, the trackpad looks fine though. i dont have applecare and my warranty is expired so what should i do?

i apologize for not being able to write the post more "softly" but i hope you can help

 

[blueroom]

Just avoid pornsites that use the N B H J letters.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Replace the keyboard, and next time, wear a condom, silly twit.

 

[bootloader]

i cleaned it with a bit of alcohol and it seems fine now, hopefully it continues this way, i had to remove the keys to do it...

blueroom, it was not a site, it was some 720p quicktime movie file

iJohnHenry, toilet paper rolls are cheaper

 

[Jaffa Cake]

If it were the F7, F8, 7 and 8 keys that were affected I'd be a little more impressed.

 

[TwinCities Dan]

Never Blast Hand Jobs at your MacBook.

 

[pivo6]

i cleaned it with a bit of alcohol and it seems fine now, hopefully it continues this way, i had to remove the keys to do it...

blueroom, it was not a site, it was some 720p quicktime movie file

iJohnHenry, toilet paper rolls are cheaper

Looks like you solved your problem. I love a happy ending.

 

[Tomorrow]

...i got sort of aroused and proceeded to beat it off... anyway some of the sticky liquid ended up on my keyboard and trackpad...

 

[iJohnHenry]

Looks like you solved your problem. I love a happy ending.

So does he, even if it's a loner.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

i cleaned it with a bit of alcohol and it seems fine now...

Pleased to hear it. Even if you had had AppleCare, I doubt your MacBook would have been covered.

Apart from in the obvious, of course.

 

[bootloader]

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dad is mexican and does not speak even a little bit of english LOL

 

[Theclamshell]

Was it a white macbook? If so, who cares. Whenever anyone sees my old whitebook they ask if it was repainted

 

[Surely]

Does it taste salty?

 

[pcomac]

*facepalm*

 

[Elven]

I seriously call troll otherwise you need to learn about the female gender of our species.

 

[orfeas0]

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I seriously call troll otherwise you need to learn about the female gender of our species.

So are you a male and never play with your thing? Im sorry but thats more weird and unnatural than what the op did...