weird liquid spill

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  1. bootloader macrumors newbie

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    Hi, so this is embarassing... i was like watching videos of people having intercourse on my macbook and i got sort of aroused and proceeded to beat it off... anyway some of the sticky liquid ended up on my keyboard and trackpad... the unit is a unibody macbook from 2009 and while it does work, the keys N B H J and the space bar are sort of sticky, the trackpad looks fine though. i dont have applecare and my warranty is expired so what should i do?

    i apologize for not being able to write the post more "softly" but i hope you can help :)
     
  2. blueroom macrumors 603

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    Just avoid pornsites that use the N B H J letters.
     
  3. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Replace the keyboard, and next time, wear a condom, silly twit. ;)
     
  4. bootloader thread starter macrumors newbie

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    i cleaned it with a bit of alcohol and it seems fine now, hopefully it continues this way, i had to remove the keys to do it...

    blueroom, it was not a site, it was some 720p quicktime movie file ;)

    iJohnHenry, toilet paper rolls are cheaper :p
     
  5. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    If it were the F7, F8, 7 and 8 keys that were affected I'd be a little more impressed.
     
  6. TwinCities Dan macrumors 603

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  7. pivo6 macrumors 68000

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    Looks like you solved your problem. I love a happy ending.
     
  8. Tomorrow macrumors 604

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    So does he, even if it's a loner. :D
     
  10. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Pleased to hear it. Even if you had had AppleCare, I doubt your MacBook would have been covered.

    Apart from in the obvious, of course.
     
  11. bootloader thread starter macrumors newbie

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    dad is mexican and does not speak even a little bit of english LOL
     
  12. Theclamshell macrumors 68030

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    Was it a white macbook? If so, who cares. Whenever anyone sees my old whitebook they ask if it was repainted ;)
     
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  15. Elven macrumors 6502a

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    I seriously call troll otherwise you need to learn about the female gender of our species.
     
  16. orfeas0 macrumors 6502a

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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8J2 Safari/6533.18.5)

    So are you a male and never play with your thing? Im sorry but thats more weird and unnatural than what the op did...
     

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