Weirdest person to see in public: The Peter Pan Guy

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  1. coopdog macrumors 6502a

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    I was entranced and about to **** my pants after seeing this person.

    So like 4 years ago a friend linked me to this odd website, the homepage of Randy Constan, the Peter Pan guy. I didn't read all the in depth info so I thought it was some kind of joke....

    SO yesterday I was flying from LAX to SLC. I got through security and went to California Pizza Kitchen. While standing in line for a pizza I looked around at the people and did my first real double take ever. Standing in line 2 people behind me is the Peter Pan guy dressed exactly like this :eek:^infinity
    In "His favorite outfit": green tights, skirt, tunic, purse and bowl cut.

    To think it was a joke 4 years ago and then to see Peter Pan behind you with the same unmistakable demented hair cut, it was like Freddy Kruger. I was dumbfounded and speechless. It's hard to always believe your eyes. I felt just like this.

    I wish I had a camera on me. :rolleyes:

    It can't get any weirder than that, can it? Anyone have Gary Coleman jump on their hood or something?
     
  2. Jasonbot macrumors 68020

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    Thats actually quite disturbing :O I would run very very VERY far away!
     
  3. barr08 macrumors 65816

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    Imagine waking up to him on top of you in your bed, breathing heavily. That would be terrifying.

    Why is that the first thing that came into my head? Should I be worried?
     
  4. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Randy Constan is my absolute favorite freak ever. He is definitely one of a kind. The website makes me giggle, as it should. He seems to be fairly harmless and just having a good time. Good for him.
     
  5. nbs2 macrumors 68030

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    Only problem is that he comes off as sort of a Michael Jackson without the money.

    I probably wouldn't let my kid anywhere near him even if he is harmless. It's just too creepy.
     
  6. epochblue macrumors 68000

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    Ha ha - I love that picture. About a year ago I photoshopped all my coworkers faces onto various Randy C. photos and turned them into refrigerator magnets. I'm 100% with leekohler - Randy C. is my favorite freak on Earth!
     
  8. killerrobot macrumors 68020

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    Dude, I totally believe him. Who the in the world would just make that up?:D

    All I know is that if I had seen him in person, I would've ran screaming that Captain Hook was coming and probably would've been taking away by security into a not so friendly holding cell.

    Great Story. I met Hulk Hogan once and that was about as crazy as my stories get.
     
  9. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Actually, listen to him talk sometime. He seems pretty normal, he just likes his outfits and such. ;) Here's a youtube vid. His voice surprised me. I didn't expect a New York accent.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xVO0j6UvMc
     
  10. cycocelica macrumors 68000

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    There is a guy who looks like George Bush in my home town. He is actually pretty funny. But very weird.
     
  11. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    Urrrgh, **** you

    You should be very worried

    I hate you for implanting that image into my head!
     
  12. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    At least you didn't get the image of "being woken up by a warm splash on your face, only to see this guy breathing heavily standing over you" stuck in your mind.
     
  13. mduser63 macrumors 68040

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    Just this evening I saw a guy walking down the street downtown (near the Salt Palace) dressed like Jack Sparrow complete with Johnny Depp's trademark weird arm motions. Maybe there's a freak expo in town.
     
  14. mduser63 macrumors 68040

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    Actually, for some reason that video made him seem even weirder to me. I didn't expect him to talk like that at all.
     
  15. KristieMac macrumors 6502a

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    That's brilliant. I think I'd probably have done a quadruple take. It really sucks that you didn't have a camera. But at least you'll have the memories. :p
     
  16. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Peter Pan's hot! I wish I looked like Peter Pan.
     
  17. ErikCLDR macrumors 68000

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    He actually looks strikingly like this kid i know's mom, only about 100+ less pounds. She is a rather manish looking woman.

    He is probably going to be my 2nd favorite wierdo, #1 being Lenoid the Magnificent from America's Got (apparently no) Talent.
     

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