I just absolutely cannot stand Android. I don't care what hardware it's on or what fork of it I'm using, it just offends every UI and design sensibility I have, and that's not to mention all the security problems and the presence of Google in your life at all times. I honestly don't even have a Google account and haven't for years solely on principle, so Android would be pretty useless as my daily driver.
I have the same basic reaction when I use Windows: "How was I ever able to put up with this?"