What are your gags?

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by iMacZealot, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. iMacZealot macrumors 68020

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    I have tons of amusing stories I like to tell people.....

    Whenever people ask if I have a girlfriend, I say that I do, but she's blind, and doesn't speak English, but it's really, really, true love. We play this game where I sneak up on her, and she makes me chase her. :)

    I have tons more, but I can't think of them all. What are your amusing gags?
     
  2. livingfortoday macrumors 68030

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    Mine all have a ball in them.

    Edit: Seriously, MR is becoming kinda gross:
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  3. Aranince macrumors 65816

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    Whenever someone says "It was so awesome." I would say "How awesome was it?"

    Edit: Ow
     
  4. Lau Guest

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    A friend of mine said he was sitting in a club one night, and all these annoying women were asking him and his friends to dance, and he said "No, I can't dance". They kept on and on at him "Come on, dance". He kept saying, "No, no, I really can't dance". They carried on, and were getting really annoying, and tried to drag him up. "LOOK! I really can't dance." They kept dragging and dragging, and pulled him up and he collapsed to the floor and cried "I told you I couldn't dance!" and started beating the floor in frustration. They were all totally mortified. Really, though, who harasses a stranger to that extent to dance?
     
  5. alFR macrumors 68020

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    lol @ lau.

    Here's one:

    If I had a newt, I'd call him Tiny.




    Because he's my newt.
     

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