Moronic drivers who:
(a)talk on cell phones and are distracted from the task at hand
(b)tailgate
(c)drive slow in the passing lane
(d)don't communicate with turn signals
(e)don't know how to merge in to traffic
(f)take two parking places
(g)ding other parked cars when opening their doors
(h)take the shoulder in bumper to bumper to pass up traffic and cut back in up front
(i)leave their high beams on when approaching oncoming at night
(j)feel compelled to share the subwoofer's compression of their musical tastes
(k)leave pets and/or children unattended in a parked car
(l)pull around to pass, and slack off to hang on your left
(m)drive too fast in rain or snow
(n)leave their directional signal on....for miles
(o)cross lanes to exit right or left
(p)don't turn right on a red light when it's permitted
(q)fail to yield at a sign saying "yield" upon entering expressway
(r)pull in to the wrong toll lane without proper change
(s)miss when throwing their change into the toll basket
(t)sit through a green light fidgeting with something in their glove compartment
(u)drive at dusk without their lights on
(v)take car out of gear at red light, and wait 'til light changes to put it in to first
(w)put decals on their bumbers either about Jesus, politics or the Confederate Flag
(x)have bouncing dog heads, graduation tassles or dice hanging from mirror or in the back window
(y)litter
(z)drink and drive
That is all.
(a)talk on cell phones and are distracted from the task at hand
(b)tailgate
(c)drive slow in the passing lane
(d)don't communicate with turn signals
(e)don't know how to merge in to traffic
(f)take two parking places
(g)ding other parked cars when opening their doors
(h)take the shoulder in bumper to bumper to pass up traffic and cut back in up front
(i)leave their high beams on when approaching oncoming at night
(j)feel compelled to share the subwoofer's compression of their musical tastes
(k)leave pets and/or children unattended in a parked car
(l)pull around to pass, and slack off to hang on your left
(m)drive too fast in rain or snow
(n)leave their directional signal on....for miles
(o)cross lanes to exit right or left
(p)don't turn right on a red light when it's permitted
(q)fail to yield at a sign saying "yield" upon entering expressway
(r)pull in to the wrong toll lane without proper change
(s)miss when throwing their change into the toll basket
(t)sit through a green light fidgeting with something in their glove compartment
(u)drive at dusk without their lights on
(v)take car out of gear at red light, and wait 'til light changes to put it in to first
(w)put decals on their bumbers either about Jesus, politics or the Confederate Flag
(x)have bouncing dog heads, graduation tassles or dice hanging from mirror or in the back window
(y)litter
(z)drink and drive
That is all.