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What are your thoughts on cybering? (A.K.A. The very awkward thread)

ghall said:
I'm not a child. I'm friggin 18. :cool:
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Sorry about that. Given your posts about your mom and such I pegged you much younger since it appeared you were helpless against her ways as you hash them out. The rest of my post still stands though. ;)
 
I do think it's rather pathetic, but then I have to admit as well I thought you were much younger before you said you were 18.

You wouldn't catch me doing it, but to each their own I suppose.:cool:
 
SthrnCmfrtr said:
*puts on his robe and wizard hat*
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I put on my robe and wizard hat too..

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SthrnCmfrtr said:
*puts on his robe and wizard hat*
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I was waiting for it, and was almost disappointed because I didn't think any mention of this would be on the first page.

Do you have a link to this still? I remember reading it years ago and thought it was hilarious.
 
it5five said:
I was waiting for it, and was almost disappointed because I didn't think any mention of this would be on the first page.

Do you have a link to this still? I remember reading it years ago and thought it was hilarious.
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I can't remember the original link, but I remember that the guy's IM name was Bloodninja and there are a few sites still hosting some of his conversations.

Albino Black Sheep (censored version)

Here's the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on it: Link (Note: Encyclopedia Dramatica is most certainly NSFW)
 
I couldn't resist to chime in on this one. I've done it and although it's rather goofy and kinda gives you the childish giggles, it did have one good outcome for me... this was back in the mIRC days for me.

Long story short, a lady (I say lady cuz she is like 7yrs older than me) I was flirting/cybering with, left her husband for me and we've been together since then. 10 years and 2 beautiful children later we're still going strong.

But to the OP, for the most part, it's kinda lame. Besides, these days it's very dangerous.
 
this is one of the reasons that i don't like using other ppl's computer.
 
Here, I wrote you up a little something to spice up your next session.

I remove my battle-torn cloak, each inch a testimony to the hardships of this brutal land, and unbutton my ripped and jagged tunic. Lo, I stand before you, a brutal and terrifying recombination of Adonis and Ammutseba, the Great Old One, Devourer of Stars. As if imagined from the dark recesses of the human spirit itself, the bleak and shattered corners of our souls that can never be mended, I stand tall, each unholy proboscis protoplasmic and vile, a stunning confirmation of that which is all at once human and alien.

Sinuous and fibrous, I reach for the clouds -- which like an ominous portent have gathered black before me -- becoming enveloped as they part. From the ink of space, I board my machine, it's construction of pure malevolance and it's cadavarous nature assure patently the sinister and blasphemous. Amorphous and tentacled, undulating spines and crystalline composure, it is simeaultaneously grotesque and awe-inspiring.

Deep within the beating heart, I sit atop my throne, engorged and viscous, becoming one with both the machine itself and the terrifying strength of my own desire. Unleashing the primal energies downwards -- and what power! The magma of a thousand cores, the heat of a million suns, the designs of dieties both benevolent and cruel -- from my horrible space penis towards the charred Earth, I let loose a cry.

"I am Ghall, son of Yig, the Father of Serpents, brother of Summanus, the Lord of Hell! I am the terror that walks the night, the ripper of souls, the swallower of the light! You will bow before my passion! You will writhe at the power of my lust! Mine is hunger and flesh and blood! YOU WILL HAVE ME!"
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Try not to rush it, tiger.
 
Least it's safer - we will have no baby ghall's running around anytime soon. :D

But, as others have said - the real things way better.

Just take her pants off and get at it. ;)
 
hmmm........and you wonder why your mother doesn't trust you to have girls over when she isn't home?
 
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