We have a beagle. Sigh.
Went away for a weekend. Had a dogsitter look after our dog.
So in the morning, he filled the dog's bowl with food. Naturally, he inhaled it.
So the dogsitter, thinking that my wife and I are the worst parents ever because we apparently never feed him, filled his bowl up again.
Nom*nom*nom*nom*nom. Cleaned out. And the dog even started licking the bowl trying to get every last crumb.
So...the dogsitter filled his bowl a third time. Same story. Except this time, the dog puked it all up.
So the dogsitter went to get a mop.
By the time he got back, the dog had eaten all of the puke. And licked the floor clean.