What burns more cheap vodka or cheap tequila ?

[waloshin]

I say cheap vodka , but almost everyone has this stigma with tequila being so bad.
Straight vodka or straight tequila burn more?

 

[iJohnHenry]

Cheap matches.

 

[MacNut]

Cheap matches.

Don't forget cheap lighters. They stop working after a day.

 

[iJohnHenry]

I know it's a waste, but if you really want to flambé your dessert properly, you DO NOT use the cheap stuff.

OK??

 

[MacNut]

I know it's a waste, but if you really want to flambé your dessert properly, you DO NOT use the cheap stuff.

OK??

Gasoline works well. Nice even browning.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Gasoline works well. Nice even browning.

WTF, do you have the taste-buds of a NASCAR fan???

A good Cognac or brandy is a MUST!!!!

 

[Surely]

Cheap threads.

 

[thewitt]

If you mean burns the throat going down, cheap tequila.

 

[Peace]

My ass burns more. Every time Waloshin starts another one of his silly threads.

 

[zioxide]

Not sure if this thread is serious or not.

It depends on the proof of the liquor though... higher proof = more alcohol = more burning

but seriously, why would you drink that crap anyways?

get some whiskey.

 

[SuperCachetes]

How much cheap liquor did you drink before starting this thread?

 

[MorphingDragon]

Skull an entire bottle of Absinthe and tell me if you can still taste... or breathe.

 

[Grey Beard]

Skull an entire bottle of Absinthe and tell me if you can still taste... or breathe.

What a jolly good idea.

KGB

 

[NutsNGum]

Cheap Cheep Cheep.

 

[Apple OC]

cheap tequila ... when splashed in the eyes

 

[Abstract]

Tequila.

 

[iJohnHenry]

How much cheap liquor did you drink before starting this thread?

Unfortunately not enough to cause him to fall out of his chair.

 

[carlgo]

I don't remember

 

[r1ch4rd]

You should try the tequila suicide. That really takes the edge off it.

Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

 

[stridemat]

If you mean physically burns, then Sambucca burns tents quite well...

 

[r1ch4rd]

If you mean physically burns, then Sambucca burns tents quite well...

It sure does...

 

[-aggie-]

Should someone call the Department of Homeland Security??

 

[stridemat]

It sure does...

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It's not a night I want to remember.

 

[FanOfMR]

Tequilla always burns
Vodka can be smooth

 

[r1ch4rd]

Tequilla always burns
Vodka can be smooth

You just need a good tequila. This stuff tastes of chicken. Delicious.

http://www.mezcal.com/pechuga.html

EDIT: Technically mezcal, but close enough!