What burns more cheap vodka or cheap tequila ?

[iJohnHenry]

You should try the tequila suicide. That really takes the edge off it.

Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

Thanks for the laugh.

And if it still burns, hit your hand with a hammer, but have it handy because your eyes might be watering.

Should someone call the Department of Homeland Security??

Sadly, he's ours.

 

[millerj123]

You should try the tequila suicide. That really takes the edge off it.

Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

You forgot to include the obligatory "don't actually try step three"!?!??!

Oh, we'll, off to rinse the eyes...

I was sure I did something wrong the first time through... live and learn, I guess.

 

[rockyroad55]

Bacardi 151.

 

[acidfast7]

this is worse than one of my threads.

and, less entertaining

 

[MacNut]

Tequila.

Tila Tequila maybe.

 

[FanOfMR]

You just need a good tequila. This stuff tastes of chicken. Delicious.

http://www.mezcal.com/pechuga.html

EDIT: Technically mezcal, but close enough!

You can keep the worm for yourself
I for one prefer dark rum.